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He can ask all he wants, but there will never be enough soap for John Kasich to be clean.

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This just in, from the Transcendentally Out of Touch candidate: he's purchased a shovel, and anticipates being out of this hole and back at ground level any minute now.

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Billy?!

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Spanish Land Grant holders whose families are mentioned in certain treaties, also too...

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Would you care to be more specific?

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Pataki actually holds reasonable positions and understands policy. Unfortunately, every time he opens his mouth, 9/11 falls out.

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And some, I assume, are good people.

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I know, it's fuckin' crazy right? Some of the Spanishes are even in government! I've seen them around the Capitol, don't think they're gardeners or maids, either- they're dressed too nice. And I'm not sure, but there might even be a Latino lady on the Supreme Court!

ETA doh! Shoulda read down just a couple more inches ; )

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He ran into his oncologist in the hallway, asked if he could get a little more chemo. It's the greatest thing, we could all learn a lot. *John Kasich chuckles the laugh of the asshole*

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In Bizarro World.

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He consults with Jesus before recommending treatment.

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I wonder what Kasich would think of them if those Mexican hotel workers unionized. No tips for you!

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True. Everything in Orange County used to be nice. Until the Irvine Company took over.

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Doctors are speechless!

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If only the candidates were.

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