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OneYieldRegular's avatar

He can ask all he wants, but there will never be enough soap for John Kasich to be clean.

marxalot's avatar

This just in, from the Transcendentally Out of Touch candidate: he's purchased a shovel, and anticipates being out of this hole and back at ground level any minute now.

marxalot's avatar

Spanish Land Grant holders whose families are mentioned in certain treaties, also too...

marxalot's avatar

Would you care to be more specific?

marxalot's avatar

Pataki actually holds reasonable positions and understands policy. Unfortunately, every time he opens his mouth, 9/11 falls out.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

And some, I assume, are good people.

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

I know, it's fuckin' crazy right? Some of the Spanishes are even in government! I've seen them around the Capitol, don't think they're gardeners or maids, either- they're dressed too nice. And I'm not sure, but there might even be a Latino lady on the Supreme Court!

ETA doh! Shoulda read down just a couple more inches ; )

Weißwurst Supreme's avatar

He ran into his oncologist in the hallway, asked if he could get a little more chemo. It's the greatest thing, we could all learn a lot. *John Kasich chuckles the laugh of the asshole*

HeywoodJablomey's avatar

He consults with Jesus before recommending treatment.

beatbort's avatar

I wonder what Kasich would think of them if those Mexican hotel workers unionized. No tips for you!

beatbort's avatar

True. Everything in Orange County used to be nice. Until the Irvine Company took over.