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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.Jesus, Kasich, open a window, why don'tcha!

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I used to play pool on a table just like that.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

The more things change the more they stay the same

xy's avatar

i think that we are facing a math shortage, so there's that.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

All the jelly beans in the jar.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

The reasonable candidates won't get anywhere. A year ago people were saying that Jeb! or Scott Walker were a lock because they "sounded and looked reasonable". And look what happened - 2 of the 3 remaining candidates are raving fascist fruitloops.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Really! I rebelled in that class. The teacher was an old battle-axe and I just stopped doing the homework. Took the final and still squeaked out a C. I was just beyond caring.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Units of measure -- how do they work?

BJW's avatar

I've lived here most of my life, and I can't believe it either.

BJW's avatar

Hope it's not the guy with short, stubby fingers.

BJW's avatar

Brain bleach STAT!