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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.Jesus, Kasich, open a window, why don'tcha!

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I used to play pool on a table just like that.

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The more things change the more they stay the same

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i think that we are facing a math shortage, so there's that.

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All the jelly beans in the jar.

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The reasonable candidates won't get anywhere. A year ago people were saying that Jeb! or Scott Walker were a lock because they "sounded and looked reasonable". And look what happened - 2 of the 3 remaining candidates are raving fascist fruitloops.

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Really! I rebelled in that class. The teacher was an old battle-axe and I just stopped doing the homework. Took the final and still squeaked out a C. I was just beyond caring.

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Units of measure -- how do they work?

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My hero. Really.

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Booooo.

Cheers!

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I've lived here most of my life, and I can't believe it either.

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Hope it's not the guy with short, stubby fingers.

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Brain bleach STAT!

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