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Mega-muffin top?

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True

They're taught at an early age that they are less than men, they should follow their men everywhere, including the ride to Whackadoodle Worls

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But dead blah soldier, so not the same to that 4- Star Grand Kleagle POS

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Thunderdome Loofah Duel!

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No shit!

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$5 says Kelly leaked this to NBC as a way of getting out of this shitshow, unless Jarvanka did the leaking. They've been keeping out of the public eye lately...

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All those unnamed sources should pool their money and buy a brand name they can use when asked for comments.

The extreme tacky weirdness that is the Dump administration could put professional wrestling out of business. Behind the scenes it would be impossible to overestimate the back stabbing and leaking that goes on.

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Priebus: "idiot"Tillerson: "fucking moron"Cohn: "dumb as shit"Mnuchin: "idiot"Kelly: "idiot"

If Mattis says "idiot" I got bingo.

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Fair. I meant more like, please let his heart remain in good health because expiring in such a manner while Agent Orange is in the WH would be far too good for that motherfucker.

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This. Michelle Wolf gave so many of us a catharsis while not technically raising her voice once, but no, it's liberals who are "emotional" and shit.

For the record, I have a South Korean ex-boyfriend who remains to this day bemused at how Western men immediately scream GAY at anything resembling men touching each other. In his culture, male friends snuggle and hold hands and it's considered totally normal. (South Korea has other problems with misogyny, but in some ways they have us beat to hell re: healthy expression of male emotion.)

Note to self: He has Canadian citizenship, stupid, why didn't you marry him when you had the chance?

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Kelly gets no empathy. He was the one who officially set ICE off last year like a pack of fucking attack dogs. The fact that asylees have been sent back to their countries WHILE PROFESSING CREDIBLE FEAR OF PERSECUTION (in 1000% violation of pretty much every international refugee law) not only doesn't upset him, it probably gets him off. Only the rules prohibit me from articulating the things I wish I could watch happen to his corpse Mussolini-style.

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I hate how accurate this is.

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Do you know if he's bipolar for sure? Because in my city, that's a 5150 all day long. I would normally never advocate 5150'ing someone against their will, but if nothing else has worked.

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Scaramucci looks like Colin fucking Powell at this point.

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Well, I certainly agree with you, though I wonder if you read my comment to the end before you posted.

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The problem with that damn pedestal is that if the woman sneezes incorrectly, she falls off the pedestal. It's not a pedestal, it's a pin head.

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