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Wow. He really is a douchebag, isn't he?

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Dubya read "The Pet Goat" after being told the nation is under attack. "My LIttle Pony" is Dok Zoom's favorite (only?) book.

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Wingnutz know that Obummer is on the wrong side of the Egypt thing, whichever the wrong side might be, because that will be the wrong side by definition.

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<i> Kerry also held calls “with Norwegian Foreign Minister Eade,Qatari Foreign Minister al-Attiyah, Turkish Foreign Minister Davutoglu, Egyptian Constitution Party President ElBaradei and five calls Ambassador Patterson on that day alone and since then he continued to make calls to leaders including Emirati Foreign Minister bin Zayed, Prime Minister Netanyahu and Egyptian Foreign Minister Amr.” </i>

weird. they all also denied edward snowden extradition.

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This just in. VIP's have global telecommunications. That means Kerry can communicate: In the rain.In the dark. On a train, In a car, In a tree.He has commo, Sam, you see.In a house. In a box.With a mouse. With a fox.He can communicate here or there.He can communicate anywhere!So I have no f***s to give about what some VIP was doing when a crisis erupted. Because he has communications.Also applies to Bush in that school when 9/11 happened, and to Bush being on vacation when Katrina hit, and to Bush I being at Kenneth E. Bunkport IV when Iraq invaded Kuwait. Pure nontroversy.

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BOATGHAZIII!! (had to be said)

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At least he wasn't windsurfing.

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<i>"participating in"</i> <i>"continued to make calls"<i> <i>"working all day and on the phone"</i>

This is resumé padding 101.</i></i>

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I hear that for several hours a day, he even closes his eyes and becomes unconscious for several hours, sometimes as many as 8 in a single night.

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YACHTERGATE!

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SAILBOAT DOME!

[for us Olds]

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He made key contributions!

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Speaking of ex-Senator cabinet secretaries, what's Chuck Hagel doing at this critical juncture—watching the races at <a href="http:\/\/www.ak-sar-ben.com\/ " target="_blank">Ak-Sar-Ben</a>? If he plays this right, we could get a bonus war!

Well, maybe not a war, but an opportunity to shovel money at defense contractors, which is the real purpose* of war anyway. It's so much cleaner and neater when Foreigns kill each other instead of being killed by recession-conscripted Americans whose daddies couldn't afford unpaid internships at Goldman Sachs.

And now that unpaid internships are illegal, and at least until the Riches find some new way to characterize running errands as having instructional value, those internships are going to be crowded with smart Asians and Poors and who knows who. Ew. Some of them probably didn't prep. ________________________ *Why did Hitler invade Russia after conquering the rest of Europe? Because the Krupps rang him up and said, "Adolf, <i>bubele, Krieg mehr, bitte. Wir haben mehr Stahl zu verkaufen." <i></i></i></i>

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