Hurray, John McCain finally gets to be president of something, and it is Ukraine! Oops that's not right. John McCain has been appointed as a special presidential advisor in Ukraine, and either they forgot to tell him, or he applied for the job from a Craigslist ad and forgot all about it because OLD WALNUTS, but regardless, he never made sure it was allowed under Senate rules, so he may not get to become king of Ukraine after all:
"Wednesday lists McCain as one of eight foreign members of a presidential advisory group headed by Mikheil Saakashvili, the former Georgian leader..."
I didn't think Ukraine needed advice on how to get into a war with Russia, but given who they are recruiting, it seems that's what they want to learn more about.
Just what the Ukraine needs- our surliest, most bitter and warmongery politician to help advise about their state and relations with Russia. They might as well offer Dick Cheney his dream job of managing their prisons and in particular, interrogations.
"Ukraine handle the truth!"
That is no onion, that is my lunch!
Wait until Putin learns about his new job with the Ukrainian government.
"Wednesday lists McCain as one of eight foreign members of a presidential advisory group headed by Mikheil Saakashvili, the former Georgian leader..."
I didn't think Ukraine needed advice on how to get into a war with Russia, but given who they are recruiting, it seems that's what they want to learn more about.
Into the valley of death rode the 600 year old man.
For the love of all that is snarkalicious, please please please never use the phrase "massage his turtle thighs" again.
Donetsk me what I know, it will just make your stomach Chernobyl.
If nothing else, it'd keep him out of the clutches of Oath Keepers.
Article I, Section nine of the Constitution has a few words about this sort of thing, they boil down to no way
Buttered turtle thighs- sounds like something Jindal's constituents would eat
Chris Christy: "Mmmmm buttered turtle thighs, here is all snacks money!"
Just what the Ukraine needs- our surliest, most bitter and warmongery politician to help advise about their state and relations with Russia. They might as well offer Dick Cheney his dream job of managing their prisons and in particular, interrogations.
Am I going to have to say it? This is GREAT NEWS! For John McCain!
Hope McCain doesn't steppe on his dick.
Chickens? I hear the supply of virgins in DC is running low.
All you guys Lenin on the puns for your jokes are just being lazy. Quit Stalin and get back to work.
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