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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Ukraine handle the truth!"

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

That is no onion, that is my lunch!

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Wait until Putin learns about his new job with the Ukrainian government.

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

"Wednesday lists McCain as one of eight foreign members of a presidential advisory group headed by Mikheil Saakashvili, the former Georgian leader..."

I didn't think Ukraine needed advice on how to get into a war with Russia, but given who they are recruiting, it seems that's what they want to learn more about.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Into the valley of death rode the 600 year old man.

ThatDale's avatar

For the love of all that is snarkalicious, please please please never use the phrase "massage his turtle thighs" again.

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Donetsk me what I know, it will just make your stomach Chernobyl.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

If nothing else, it'd keep him out of the clutches of Oath Keepers.

georgiaburning's avatar

Article I, Section nine of the Constitution has a few words about this sort of thing, they boil down to no way

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Buttered turtle thighs- sounds like something Jindal's constituents would eat

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Chris Christy: "Mmmmm buttered turtle thighs, here is all snacks money!"

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Just what the Ukraine needs- our surliest, most bitter and warmongery politician to help advise about their state and relations with Russia. They might as well offer Dick Cheney his dream job of managing their prisons and in particular, interrogations.

tihond's avatar

Am I going to have to say it? This is GREAT NEWS! For John McCain!

mailman27's avatar

Hope McCain doesn't steppe on his dick.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Chickens? I hear the supply of virgins in DC is running low.

Whale Chowder's avatar

All you guys Lenin on the puns for your jokes are just being lazy. Quit Stalin and get back to work.

(edited for clarity)