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OK, Dok, fair enough. From now on I shall refer to you as the K-Swatch Hatrack.

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We did get our hair mussed a bit, what with a large part of the Eastern Seaboard reduced to radioactive glass. But hey, that guy from Nebraska finally got his desire now that the nation's capital is in Omaha.

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john mccain would have put sarah palin a heartbeat away from the presidency.

you know nothing john mccain.

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agreed, Crimea was a given, but he wanted much more and overextended trying to get it. Besides, he could have gotten Crimea without all the international outrage and sanctions- he fucked up and has had to walk it back.

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then Putin's plan was dumb because he could have achieved Crimea without all the blowback

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Schrodinger's Amigos.

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<i>“no one tops President George W. Bush when it comes to saving lives,” </i>

Ummm. Remind me again who's watch 9/11 happened on?

Furthermore, we should cling to the foreign policy wisdom of John McCain? The person who thought Sarah Palin was ready to be Commander In Chief? Really?

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McCain manages to be right <i>and</i> wrong on every issue at various times.

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WWJMD (ADTO)? What would John McCain do (and do the opposite)?

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Dick Cheney. (Lizzie... this is too easy)

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Bill Kristol?

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Jeff Gannon?

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Well when your theory is that every foreign policy problem can be solved by high explosives and shooting things, you tend to agree with the politicians who advocate blowing things up and shooting at them. That's not really that much of an intellectual exercise, Jennifer dear.

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Compared to John McCain, Honey Boo Boo gives better foreign policy advise.

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I've read that paragraph three times and I still can't figure out what things the three derpmigos were right about, beyond quacking some vague omens of stuff-we-should-be-afraid-of for no definite reasons. Is this is what passes for conservatard deep thinking these days?

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Rick Perry was wrong about 1, no 2 or maybe 3 things?

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