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Lefty Mark's avatar

OK, Dok, fair enough. From now on I shall refer to you as the K-Swatch Hatrack.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

We did get our hair mussed a bit, what with a large part of the Eastern Seaboard reduced to radioactive glass. But hey, that guy from Nebraska finally got his desire now that the nation's capital is in Omaha.

fuflans's avatar

john mccain would have put sarah palin a heartbeat away from the presidency.

you know nothing john mccain.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

agreed, Crimea was a given, but he wanted much more and overextended trying to get it. Besides, he could have gotten Crimea without all the international outrage and sanctions- he fucked up and has had to walk it back.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

then Putin's plan was dumb because he could have achieved Crimea without all the blowback

bobbert's avatar

Schrodinger's Amigos.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“no one tops President George W. Bush when it comes to saving lives,” </i>

Ummm. Remind me again who's watch 9/11 happened on?

Furthermore, we should cling to the foreign policy wisdom of John McCain? The person who thought Sarah Palin was ready to be Commander In Chief? Really?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

McCain manages to be right <i>and</i> wrong on every issue at various times.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

WWJMD (ADTO)? What would John McCain do (and do the opposite)?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Dick Cheney. (Lizzie... this is too easy)

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well when your theory is that every foreign policy problem can be solved by high explosives and shooting things, you tend to agree with the politicians who advocate blowing things up and shooting at them. That's not really that much of an intellectual exercise, Jennifer dear.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Compared to John McCain, Honey Boo Boo gives better foreign policy advise.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I've read that paragraph three times and I still can't figure out what things the three derpmigos were right about, beyond quacking some vague omens of stuff-we-should-be-afraid-of for no definite reasons. Is this is what passes for conservatard deep thinking these days?

Fartknocker's avatar

Rick Perry was wrong about 1, no 2 or maybe 3 things?