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Guinnessmonkey's avatar

I actually wonder if Paul knows that, what with him being a nitwit.

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NotConvinced's avatar

This is the best "Stoopid Off" ever.

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Sew Imperfect's avatar

Thank you! He's the one who passed the Russian Dossier to the FBI, which he got through an intermediary from Christopher Steele. He said that the "Caterpillar has more shoes to drop." He knows things. (lol) Do you follow @louisemensch or @20committee on Twitter?

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Sew Imperfect's avatar

Thanks for this! If you're on Twitter, you should send this to @louisemensch or @funder

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Exactly. It's all the geopolitics of empire. Who can get the most vassal states. And Polenta.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Sad, but I'm not the slightest bit surprised. I hope he can get on Obamacare while it still exists.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

So...Afraid of the ocean.Afraid of germs.Afraid of stairs.Does he have any sort of grown-up attributes at ALL?

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

And yet they BOTH voted yes, in lockstep, to appoint Rex Tillerson, Jim Mattis, Jeff Sessions, Steve Mnuchin, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Betsy DeVos, Mike Pompeo, etc., to Trump's cabinet. They may be hatin' on each other, but apparently they agree Tsar Trumpov should have everything his little heart desires.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Does he have a full set of natural teeth? That's the only grown-up attribute I can think of. Nobody ever talks about presidential teeth, for some reason, other than the perennial (and false) story of George Washington's wooden dentures.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

They do. But they like to compete with each other in size and luxury, and the best way to do this is to sail into the same marina where they can see each others' boats and "keep up with the Joneses." These Uber yachts need frequent maintenance as well, and the Montenegro marinas are designed to provide this service - at a very high cost.

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phoenix00's avatar

Defense contractors? Pyromaniacs? Bannon?

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phoenix00's avatar

Doesn't scan in my fancy schmancy scanner thingy. Weird.

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phoenix00's avatar

What was off again, was on again, was off again again, was sorta provisionally on again, is now off. Harumph.

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HazooToo's avatar

Neither of them is a woman, soooo... Probably neither.

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susan_g's avatar

Being called Putin's bitch is no longer considered to be an insult in today's GOP.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Good point! I will definitely take that advice and feel less guilty about laughing at the Dilbert cartoonist and with the Dilbert cartoon.

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