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Oh I knew that would incite some sexy talk!

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Mmm, only once every six years?

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God Save The Wheatena.

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Not that I care about John McCain, I'd just like to take this moment to congratulate myself for having attained a triple digit pness. Though I will say the fruit basket sucked, I've had better food in prison. But now I don't have to sneak in through the servant's entrance to comment here!

Oh, fuck John McCain.

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Time to bomb Phoenix, I guess. <looks at photo of Phoenix /> Oh, too late.

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Arizona: all the charm of a rattlesnake.

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New sign at state border:

"Welcome to Arizona. Did you fuck up, and take a wrong turn?"

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Never Mind The Bollocks Here's Some Drano!

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Tucson is not worse. It's 10 degrees cooler here (20 at night), we have 25% of the traffic, maybe 10% of the wingnuts and rich douche-bags, and we're the ones with the sheriff who isn't a raging asshole

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it's been decades since Walnuts has paid attention to AZ other than when he's campaigning

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<i>Or looking for one of his houses</i>

FIFY

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The number 100 looks a little like you removed your detachable pness and leaned it against your bollocks-up.

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IMHO Neiman Marcus and ASU go squarely in the minus column. All the high end shopping in Snottsdale is just testament to the mindless consumerism that serves as a religion for all the vacuous morons living in those gated communities. We have better Messican food and something resembling authentic culture here, also too

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The Tea Partiers will be especially angry at McCain for calling this "bollocks-upped." They prefer their "bollocks-downed."

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It's closer to the mountains, too, isn't it?

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I love living here, but part of that is due to the fact that I make my living mostly on the road so I don't have to deal with the shitty wage scale here. It's a nice place to come home to though...

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