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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Oh I knew that would incite some sexy talk!

bobbert's avatar

Mmm, only once every six years?

Lefty Mark's avatar

God Save The Wheatena.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Not that I care about John McCain, I'd just like to take this moment to congratulate myself for having attained a triple digit pness. Though I will say the fruit basket sucked, I've had better food in prison. But now I don't have to sneak in through the servant's entrance to comment here!

Oh, fuck John McCain.

Sean Gothman's avatar

Time to bomb Phoenix, I guess. <looks at photo of Phoenix /> Oh, too late.

diogenez's avatar

Arizona: all the charm of a rattlesnake.

Joshua Norton's avatar

New sign at state border:

"Welcome to Arizona. Did you fuck up, and take a wrong turn?"

Sean Gothman's avatar

Never Mind The Bollocks Here's Some Drano!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Tucson is not worse. It's 10 degrees cooler here (20 at night), we have 25% of the traffic, maybe 10% of the wingnuts and rich douche-bags, and we're the ones with the sheriff who isn't a raging asshole

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's been decades since Walnuts has paid attention to AZ other than when he's campaigning

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>Or looking for one of his houses</i>

FIFY

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The number 100 looks a little like you removed your detachable pness and leaned it against your bollocks-up.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

IMHO Neiman Marcus and ASU go squarely in the minus column. All the high end shopping in Snottsdale is just testament to the mindless consumerism that serves as a religion for all the vacuous morons living in those gated communities. We have better Messican food and something resembling authentic culture here, also too

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Tea Partiers will be especially angry at McCain for calling this "bollocks-upped." They prefer their "bollocks-downed."

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It's closer to the mountains, too, isn't it?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I love living here, but part of that is due to the fact that I make my living mostly on the road so I don't have to deal with the shitty wage scale here. It's a nice place to come home to though...