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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Gohmert Syndrome is no laughing matter. It breaks my heart to hear kids taunting each other as "a Gohmert". Even when they say "what up G", I know what they mean just like when they text WTG.

Thankfully sit-coms no longer use the "g-word", though the Daily Show still crosses that boundary sometimes. "CNN really (bleep) that story", or "Michele Bachmann is crazy as (bleep)." I can read lips Jon.

schmannity's avatar

On the other hand, there is real peril in trying to mainstream Gohmerts; in some districts, more than 60% of some Texans will elect them to Congress.

PsycWench's avatar

If only Wonkette allowed comments, I would say something about needing to clean coffee off my monitor.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

HOORAY! Seriously, I'm with you on the pining. My screen's been the same picture for a month and the stars are so BORING now!

jqheywood's avatar

You win. That was awesome!

jqheywood's avatar

Writs of habeas corpus, mandamus, and certiorari. Res ipsa loquitur, quasi in rem action, fee simple absolute, and springing executory interests.

I have more....

bobbert's avatar

Way less, as I recall. More like 1%.

bobbert's avatar

TPINO sounds like it should be a new candidate superpartner to make up dark matter.

bobbert's avatar

Kind of repetitious, though.

Jared James's avatar

In the intelligence bidness, we live for these little moments.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'll be happy to provide the catsup.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Even saw the lights of the Good Year blimp, and it said "Louie Gohmert's a gimp."

schmannity's avatar

Is McCain saying that Wonkette should ban comments on Gohmert for the same reason as Palin's youngest?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

THIS IS GOOD NEWS FOR JOHN MCCAIN.

Fuck you, it is too.

ValiumNation's avatar

Why did that take so long? I would have promptly sent a tortoise along with Sarah Palins head stuck on top!

PsycWench's avatar

Big talk from the guy who chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.