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“For me to look back in anger at anyone is nonproductive,”

John McCain is an Oasis fan. Who could have guessed that?

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His father's watch?

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Or John Osbourne fan.

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While John McCain was being mercilessly and repeatedly tortured and starved by his N. Vietnamese captors D Chump was going bald and mastering his comb over.

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He also stayed mostly on the sidelines when his party was swift boating John Kerry.

McCain deserves recognition for what he survived in Viet Nam but he still has to answer for his conduct when he came back.

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She's the grift that keeps on grifting.

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So I'll probably never say this again, but I'm on John McCain's side on this one. Shame on me for constantly thinking Trumps asshattery can't get any more asshatterish. Sky-Friend dammit that motherfucker likes to prove me wrong.

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Yeurgh, I can't believe I'm going to say this - but in Walnuts's defence, his A-4 Skyhawk, among others, was downrange of the rocket that accidentally fired while the deck of the USS Forrestal was packed with aircraft being prepped for an attack on North Vietnam. There's plenty of responsibility to spread around but McCain had nothing to do with it.

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While we're on the subject of Jeb! and attacking war heroes . . .

http://crooksandliars.com/2...

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Needs moar spelling errors.

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Or Hair Club for Men.

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Trump on Sully Sullenberger: "He's no hero. I like pilots who don't crash."

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Wow! You obviously have a higher opinion of The Donald than I do.

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He just has to stay in at least thru the debates. I've already made arrangements for the really big screen TV, fresh buttered popcorn, beer, wine, little cocktail weenies, etc. He owes me!

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So he is OK with Jane now?

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