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My nipples explode with delight (wait, that was my airplane).

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ha.

i remember this.

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Or just: "A man, a plan, trés <i>anal</i>: Panama!"

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if you yell at something loudly enough and long enough it will eventually transform into a Randian utopia. Isn't that how it works?

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"A man, a plan, A.C. anal: Panama!"

<i>A.C. because it's Arizona.</i>

As in goshdarned hot during the summer, amirite?

I'll let myself out.

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That word is completely ruined for me, since I can't help hear it I my head in the smarmy Grifterella voice. Ug.

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You mean it's not <i>Single Playa</i>?

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...and leaches

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<i>He is the very model of a modern major fuck-up</i>

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Actually at this point being a grammar scold is one of the most moral stances a person can take.

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That'll go up in flames!

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If only he had made admiral.

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