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It seems this can explain just about anything. According to <a href="http:\/\/www.jihadwatch.org\/2013\/09\/john-mccain-maybe-we-should-legalize-marijuana.html" target="_blank">Jihad Watch</a>, it accounts for McCain getting mad at Kilmeade.

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Until now the only dope I associated with McCain was Sarah Palin™.

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McCain may <i>look</i> like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. But he <i>sounds</i> like the Stay Puffed Mellow Man.

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Much like his running mate pick Far Out

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If McCain would stop playing poker for a few minutes, all he needs to do is call NSA and ask them their thoughts. They know everything.

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Cecil Adams Libel!!

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Whereas we know he is pure nuts.

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And didn't he say in 2008 that if he didn't win he planned to retire?

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They were beating him at poker.

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