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Well, you know what they say: When the only tool in your kit is a bomber, everything looks like a target.

Since nobody wants ISIS running their town, maybe the US should just drop a few million handguns on the occupied areas. We could ask the wingnuts to donate their guns, to the cause of a more polite Iraqi society! How's that for a win-win?

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Yeah.

So far, we've just done a few tactical hits. Y'all don't really want to see a strategic response. (Also, neither do I).

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Bamz continues to believe that there are regular people out there in the electorate. It's not as bad as his continuing belief that there are regular people in the Republican side of Congress.

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Slightly incorrect. His credibility belongs in the turkey grinder.

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Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Moran

Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Moran

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Like I'd pay attention to anything said by the guy who brought us IcePrincessWordSalad.

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192,000 are dead but screw it, let's kill some more. I mean, they have to be bad guys, right?

The comments on one story about ISIS overruning a Syrian air base are typical of McCain's mentality - "If they're right there, and we know they're right there, why don't we just bomb that base?" Y'know, ignoring the fact that it's in Syria, that Syria probably doesn't want us blowing up their air base, and that ISIS has probably stripped that place clean and headed off into the desert.

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Didn't I read somewhere recently that Our Editrix was planning to get bombed and take three cities with her?

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If only Vice-President Palin were coordinating our ISIS response, eh Johnny?

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Bombing has never helped the power doing the bombing very much.

But it just feels <i><a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=snTaSJk0n_Y" target="_blank">so good!</a></i>

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It does if you've selected your ancestors carefully, as WALNUTS <a href="http:\/\/www.arlingtoncemetery.net\/mccainjr.htm" target="_blank">did</a>.

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Yeah, but sometimes I think he wishes he made flag rank like his pappy and grandpappy did, instead of merely being retired as a Captain.

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GAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHH!!1!!1!!!11!!

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Where can I get one of those cool McCain McCoins? "Heads, Bush wins, Tails, Obama loses"

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