Sweet candied Walnuts! Get this: John McCain is in his motherfucking 70s but has a mother . You know, one of those things that children and young adults have. Well, Friday was "Bring Your 95-year old Mother To 'Hardball' And Watch Her Say Crazy Shit On National TV" Day for our campaigners, and Walnuts heeded the call. Watch Roberta McCain, in the video above, explain why congressman... er, senat... well some doo-hickey government employee Mitt Romney and his magic pajamas-wearing ilk are ruining the world. You're next on her hit list, youse whiskey-toting Irish papists.