We do. It's only when someone has his head up his ass that it counts as skull fucking. Say you were having...relations with Tucker Carlson. That boy's head is so far up his southern point of contact he could conceivably give you a blow job at the same time.
Silly, everybody knows that Stalin bombed Pearl Harbor. The Germans sank the Alamo, which was why Teddy Roosevelt had to charge them up San Francisco Hill.
We are sex-positive people who like all the sexytimes. Except RWNJ escapades, because ew.
We do. It's only when someone has his head up his ass that it counts as skull fucking. Say you were having...relations with Tucker Carlson. That boy's head is so far up his southern point of contact he could conceivably give you a blow job at the same time.
Silly, everybody knows that Stalin bombed Pearl Harbor. The Germans sank the Alamo, which was why Teddy Roosevelt had to charge them up San Francisco Hill.
I've heard the same thing.
Sorry...crossed a line there.
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