John Oliver's Late Night Tonight is actually on vacation until Sept. 7, but they were kind enough to upload a short video to help us fill a news hole while they're gone. This time out, Oliver takes on a sad truth of modern life: "The internet does not know how to describe things anymore," as easily seen in the verbs used in Huffington Post headlines about John Oliver videos:
We do. It's only when someone has his head up his ass that it counts as skull fucking. Say you were having...relations with Tucker Carlson. That boy's head is so far up his southern point of contact he could conceivably give you a blow job at the same time.
Silly, everybody knows that Stalin bombed Pearl Harbor. The Germans sank the Alamo, which was why Teddy Roosevelt had to charge them up San Francisco Hill.
We are sex-positive people who like all the sexytimes. Except RWNJ escapades, because ew.
We do. It's only when someone has his head up his ass that it counts as skull fucking. Say you were having...relations with Tucker Carlson. That boy's head is so far up his southern point of contact he could conceivably give you a blow job at the same time.
Silly, everybody knows that Stalin bombed Pearl Harbor. The Germans sank the Alamo, which was why Teddy Roosevelt had to charge them up San Francisco Hill.
I've heard the same thing.
Sorry...crossed a line there.
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