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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>Oliver warns that “student debt is like HPV: If you go to college, you’re almost certainly going to get it, and if you do, it will follow you for the rest of your life.”</em>

...sorry, but if you didn't catch at least one STD in college then you weren't doing it right!

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PubOption's avatar

Since the space accident, I am seeing fewer Geico commercials.

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Ikimizi's avatar

You left out the truly heinous "college" that was signing up brain-injured veterans who couldn't remember what they were studying.

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PubOption's avatar

How can we send Flo into space?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...ehhhhh, I'm 33. I think my high sustained BAC throughout my college years probably killed off any of really hardcore STD's.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...you have no idea what you missed! Then again neither do I, because I was BLACKOUT drunk about 40% of time between age of 18 to 25!

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artem1s's avatar

don't worry, Progressive seems to have replaced Flo with some drunken daterapey box o' insurance thingy. Cause selling car insurance is just like selling beer to teenagers and frat boys! O_o <a href="http:\/\/www.marketmenot.com\/progressive-box-at-a-wedding-commercial\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketmenot.com/progressive-box-at-a-w...">http://www.marketmenot.com/... <a href="http:\/\/www.marketmenot.com\/progressive-box-night-out-commercial\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketmenot.com/progressive-box-night-...">http://www.marketmenot.com/...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, it's not like I didn't try. (And in the '70s, we sure did try.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, well, if you paid your CEO like those outfits do, you'd be non-profit as well.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Poor little geckos -- but did you know that 15 minutes of extra prep time at the spacecraft fab could have save the program millions in wasted research rubles?

Geckos: 15 minutes could save you millions.

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