John Oliver's Last Week Tonight is back from vacation, and brings us this cheery back-to-school report about the growing problem of student loan debt. There's more student debt in U.S. America than credit card or car loan debt, and it's second only to mortgage debt, which we seem to remember caused some sort of a little dust-up in the economy a short while back (but
<em>Oliver warns that &ldquo;student debt is like HPV: If you go to college, you&rsquo;re almost certainly going to get it, and if you do, it will follow you for the rest of your life.&rdquo;</em>
...sorry, but if you didn&#039;t catch at least one STD in college then you weren&#039;t doing it right!
You left out the truly heinous &quot;college&quot; that was signing up brain-injured veterans who couldn&#039;t remember what they were studying.
Poor little geckos -- but did you know that 15 minutes of extra prep time at the spacecraft fab could have save the program millions in wasted research rubles?
<em>Oliver warns that &ldquo;student debt is like HPV: If you go to college, you&rsquo;re almost certainly going to get it, and if you do, it will follow you for the rest of your life.&rdquo;</em>
...sorry, but if you didn&#039;t catch at least one STD in college then you weren&#039;t doing it right!
Since the space accident, I am seeing fewer Geico commercials.
You left out the truly heinous &quot;college&quot; that was signing up brain-injured veterans who couldn&#039;t remember what they were studying.
How can we send Flo into space?
...ehhhhh, I&#039;m 33. I think my high sustained BAC throughout my college years probably killed off any of really hardcore STD&#039;s.
...you have no idea what you missed! Then again neither do I, because I was BLACKOUT drunk about 40% of time between age of 18 to 25!
don&#039;t worry, Progressive seems to have replaced Flo with some drunken daterapey box o&#039; insurance thingy. Cause selling car insurance is just like selling beer to teenagers and frat boys! O_o <a href="http:\/\/www.marketmenot.com\/progressive-box-at-a-wedding-commercial\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketmenot.com/progressive-box-at-a-w...">http://www.marketmenot.com/... <a href="http:\/\/www.marketmenot.com\/progressive-box-night-out-commercial\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketmenot.com/progressive-box-night-...">http://www.marketmenot.com/...
Hey, it&#039;s not like I didn&#039;t try. (And in the &#039;70s, we sure did try.)
Yeah, well, if you paid your CEO like those outfits do, you&#039;d be non-profit as well.
Poor little geckos -- but did you know that 15 minutes of extra prep time at the spacecraft fab could have save the program millions in wasted research rubles?
Geckos: 15 minutes could save you millions.