<em>Oliver warns that &ldquo;student debt is like HPV: If you go to college, you&rsquo;re almost certainly going to get it, and if you do, it will follow you for the rest of your life.&rdquo;</em>
...sorry, but if you didn&#039;t catch at least one STD in college then you weren&#039;t doing it right!
You left out the truly heinous &quot;college&quot; that was signing up brain-injured veterans who couldn&#039;t remember what they were studying.
Poor little geckos -- but did you know that 15 minutes of extra prep time at the spacecraft fab could have save the program millions in wasted research rubles?
<em>Oliver warns that &ldquo;student debt is like HPV: If you go to college, you&rsquo;re almost certainly going to get it, and if you do, it will follow you for the rest of your life.&rdquo;</em>
...sorry, but if you didn&#039;t catch at least one STD in college then you weren&#039;t doing it right!
Since the space accident, I am seeing fewer Geico commercials.
You left out the truly heinous &quot;college&quot; that was signing up brain-injured veterans who couldn&#039;t remember what they were studying.
How can we send Flo into space?
...ehhhhh, I&#039;m 33. I think my high sustained BAC throughout my college years probably killed off any of really hardcore STD&#039;s.
...you have no idea what you missed! Then again neither do I, because I was BLACKOUT drunk about 40% of time between age of 18 to 25!
don&#039;t worry, Progressive seems to have replaced Flo with some drunken daterapey box o&#039; insurance thingy. Cause selling car insurance is just like selling beer to teenagers and frat boys! O_o <a href="http:\/\/www.marketmenot.com\/progressive-box-at-a-wedding-commercial\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketmenot.com/progressive-box-at-a-w...">http://www.marketmenot.com/... <a href="http:\/\/www.marketmenot.com\/progressive-box-night-out-commercial\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.marketmenot.com/progressive-box-night-...">http://www.marketmenot.com/...
Hey, it&#039;s not like I didn&#039;t try. (And in the &#039;70s, we sure did try.)
Yeah, well, if you paid your CEO like those outfits do, you&#039;d be non-profit as well.
Poor little geckos -- but did you know that 15 minutes of extra prep time at the spacecraft fab could have save the program millions in wasted research rubles?
Geckos: 15 minutes could save you millions.