So yes, Dok just accidentally posted himself and five minutes later I accidentally posted Robyn. Both posts have been unpublished and will be posted again in an hour and two hours. I don't know what the fuck is up today.
One thing that I'm sure is concerning Putin right now is the Burnham-Zelinsky relationship. Burnham is giving Zelinsky EVERYTHING. Missiles, systems , licenses, all of it. All paid for with Putin's $$. This is way above Patel's pay grade so they summoned Ratcliffe.
>>CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten gave a “reality check” on President Donald Trump’s popularity, noting he’s more admired by Republicans than Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln.
This is very believable. Of course Republicans don't have a high opinion of Lincoln. Half of them fly Confederate flags, and the other half admire Robert E. Lee, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and other Confederate generals.
Reagan is a little different, but he also had to deal with a Democratic House during his time in office. I think he's mostly forgotten about.
One deal I can see Ratcliffe proposing to the Russians: Stop helping Iran so we can win our war, and we promise to throw whatever wrenches we can into any NATO / EU response to your war against Ukraine. I can totally see these assholes selling Ukraine out for a win in a Middle East war they started.
It would be something that they would have went straight to Putin with after the meeting, which is what happened. That being said, I'm not certain Putin will accept such a deal. There are reasons why he shouldn't: the main one is he doesn't think Trump could fuck up the EU response that much.
Well, damnation, I just looked at my YouTube feed and it has been reported that Tim Curry of "Rocky Horror Picture Show" fame has passed away at the age of 80. When will the Grim Reaper reach out to the 80 year old in the White House?
I'm guessing that Ratcliffe asked Russia for help somehow. Russia is helping Iran with their war that our regime is currently losing, so it would be pretty logical for him to ask the Russians to stop with that. It's hard to say how Russia would respond to such a request: On one hand, helping Iran means less resources to prosecute their own war, but on the other, it screws over the United States.
Honestly I don't think Trump has much to do with this, for a few reasons. First, he doesn't plan anything beyond the next five minutes. This is not the kind of planning that Trump does. Second, I'd wager that Trump isn't planning for a midterm bloodbath because he thinks it will go great for him. He won't view other Republicans losing their elections as his problem. He's not on the ballot, after all. Plus, he surrounds himself with yes-men and sycophants, none of whom will ever criticize him on any topic, ever.
I’m sure I’m the only one who got a big laugh when Jeffries said something like “mark my words, we’re going to hold everyone accountable after the midterms”
Poor Ratfuk just went to check out this summer's caviar harvest and the new Mountain Dew flavoured vodka. And here we don't trust his ass as far as we can spit. The tragedy.
So yes, Dok just accidentally posted himself and five minutes later I accidentally posted Robyn. Both posts have been unpublished and will be posted again in an hour and two hours. I don't know what the fuck is up today.
It's all good in the neighborhood! Just part of the toll of being human!
Perhaps Loomis was about to post a Tim Curry obit and Substack had an anaphylactic reaction . . .
It's said that these things come in threes. There's two...
Skynet
Russians. Blame it on the Russians.
Maybe Dok will declare a state of emergency at the Wonkette to consolidate his Power
'Round up the usual suspects'
The Bay of Cats. Viva la Tuna !
It’s the Wonkette Refugee Group Formation!
He’s gonna stage something and blame it on Thornton. You heard it here first!
False cat operation
Dokismo o muerte!
Check the usual vandals' pockets for handles . . .
It's the "sub" in Substack.
Tim Curry’s death probably has us all discombobulated.
I see he died yesterday - alas
two of my favorite performers
The Grim Reaper is getting more sadistic.
Too damned entirely accurate, beloved comrade.
I blame a lack of intoxicating chemicals.
Let’s grab a drink!
We’ll all meet up
under gallbladders
coffee table….
We’ll start the day over tomorrow. It’ll be better.
Bring those Hatch chilis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETA: I'll bring the mead my partner is making.
Oh, these smell so good!
They’re still steaming right now so I can peel the char off!
I think most of them are going to be for tamales!
And I’ll dehydrate some of them too!
*drools*
Tamales!
My favorite one is a corn and cheese tamale with a strip of the hatched chili down the middle of it!
So much Yum and a little package!
I think we are all off-balance today. Please allow yourselves some grace.
Maybe you're upset about Dolly Parton and Tim Curry dying. I know I am.
Dear God,
Wrong blonde in a wig.
Yeah, and almost as bad is they’re the WRONG eighty year olds!
Devastated.
It's all dark inside.
The Grim Reaper has a lot of explaining to do.
I'm upset about both deaths.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
It's OK! Shit happens. XD
More performance review for the big boss! Maybe the assets need more coordination for more sabotage of the U.S. military and its readiness.
Still no entrants in the 'WIN A DINNER WITH RATCLIFFE' drawing?
One thing that I'm sure is concerning Putin right now is the Burnham-Zelinsky relationship. Burnham is giving Zelinsky EVERYTHING. Missiles, systems , licenses, all of it. All paid for with Putin's $$. This is way above Patel's pay grade so they summoned Ratcliffe.
Maybe we could recalibrate Grim's age window to 73 years old?
Uh, no please...
It's entirely within the Realm of Possibility (at its greatest extent) that this trip was entirely innocuous.
But given how much El Presidente has the hots for Tsar Vladimir, it really WOULD be irresponsible not to speculate that it's something nefarious.
With the regime, it's ALWAYS something nefarious.
You can always count on Harry Enten to wipe Trump’s ass.
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CNN Data Guru Gives ‘Reality Check’ on Trump Popularity: Far More ‘Admired’ Than Reagan and Lincoln
https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnn-data-guru-gives-reality-check-on-trump-popularity-far-more-admired-than-reagan-and-lincoln/
First line in the link:
>>CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten gave a “reality check” on President Donald Trump’s popularity, noting he’s more admired by Republicans than Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln.
This is very believable. Of course Republicans don't have a high opinion of Lincoln. Half of them fly Confederate flags, and the other half admire Robert E. Lee, Nathan Bedford Forrest, and other Confederate generals.
Reagan is a little different, but he also had to deal with a Democratic House during his time in office. I think he's mostly forgotten about.
53% of his own party does not seem that impressive to me. That’s basically the 27% of the entire country that are hardcore true believers.
Enten is smoking some bad shit.
One deal I can see Ratcliffe proposing to the Russians: Stop helping Iran so we can win our war, and we promise to throw whatever wrenches we can into any NATO / EU response to your war against Ukraine. I can totally see these assholes selling Ukraine out for a win in a Middle East war they started.
Yep. This.
It would be something that they would have went straight to Putin with after the meeting, which is what happened. That being said, I'm not certain Putin will accept such a deal. There are reasons why he shouldn't: the main one is he doesn't think Trump could fuck up the EU response that much.
First Dolly, now Tim Curry. I think I'm done with this year now.
Well, damnation, I just looked at my YouTube feed and it has been reported that Tim Curry of "Rocky Horror Picture Show" fame has passed away at the age of 80. When will the Grim Reaper reach out to the 80 year old in the White House?
https://variety.com/2026/film/obituaries-people-news/tim-curry-dead-rocky-horror-picture-show-1236843955/
Got closer, hitting an actor that made a minor appearance in Home Alone 2
Momma mccalister and the bird lady already happened this year.
This wasn’t supposed to be how the circle closed
As much as I would have no strong feelings either way, Rob Schneider is not next
“Alright you guys get off my case I got D T”
DJT?
Yes “D & T” oh DAMMMMMMIT.
He's only picking up legitimate stars, not diaper babies that yell and scream on TV
I think Grim lost his list and is just grabbing random famous 80 year olds.
Hard to be precise with those claw machines.
My guess would be the upcoming “midterm convention” in Dallas.
Just remember in all things. “They’re stupid and they’re going to fuck it up”
Remember, remember
The 10th of September
The MAGAfied treason and plot
You mean the "Midterm Grift-A-Palooza"? $10K per invite? That one?
"...who knows that better than the dictator Trump cum-bubbles all over the hardest, Vladimir Putin?"
Whoa man, if it's bubbling, that's not normal. It can't be Gulf War Syndrome because--
Come again? It means what? Oh.
Nothing good will come from this trip or the one with Krazy Eyes Kash.
Except the sequel to "Spies Like Us" aka "Idiot Spies Like Us"
FITZ HUME! FITZ HUME!
How many dirty Russian rubles has the Trump Organization laundered through it's schocky real estate junk in the Banana Republic of Florida?
And NYC? How many "condos" in Dump Tower are empty?
All very weird stuff.
I'm guessing that Ratcliffe asked Russia for help somehow. Russia is helping Iran with their war that our regime is currently losing, so it would be pretty logical for him to ask the Russians to stop with that. It's hard to say how Russia would respond to such a request: On one hand, helping Iran means less resources to prosecute their own war, but on the other, it screws over the United States.
Honestly I don't think Trump has much to do with this, for a few reasons. First, he doesn't plan anything beyond the next five minutes. This is not the kind of planning that Trump does. Second, I'd wager that Trump isn't planning for a midterm bloodbath because he thinks it will go great for him. He won't view other Republicans losing their elections as his problem. He's not on the ballot, after all. Plus, he surrounds himself with yes-men and sycophants, none of whom will ever criticize him on any topic, ever.
CIA "We're losing in Iran and we need your help!"
FSB "We're losing in Ukraine and we need your help!"
CIA "We asked first!"
FSB "We have pee tape! And Epstein files!"
CIA "You win!"
I think he's asking for help with Iran.
I wouldn't doubt it. Given that Russia is already helping Iran, it's likely he asked them to stop helping them.
That's pretty much what I think, or to ask them to pressure I ran to open the straight.
This is the perfect situation for a couple of somewhat sternly written letters from our doormat "leaders" Chuckles and Jeffries.
“So when yall are planning the coup d’état just throw a bit my way. I’ll continue to be as useless as always”
Jefferies has probably already written "Hey guys, why didn't you invite me ? You know how tight I am with Jared ?" . . .
I’m sure I’m the only one who got a big laugh when Jeffries said something like “mark my words, we’re going to hold everyone accountable after the midterms”
Poor Ratfuk just went to check out this summer's caviar harvest and the new Mountain Dew flavoured vodka. And here we don't trust his ass as far as we can spit. The tragedy.