Senator John Warner -- who's retiring in 2008, having served one term for each husband of former wife Liz Taylor -- is in the hospital today for a "heart ailment," according toRoll Call.He's got something called "atrial fibrillation," which isn't that serious according to his staff, and can lead to stroke-causing blood clots according to the Mayo Clinic's website. But he will be back to work next week because all of our thousand-year-old Senators are practically immortal, as they all receive the finest medical care in the entire world. And because they drink the blood of virgins.
John Warner Hospitalized
John Warner Hospitalized
John Warner Hospitalized
Senator John Warner -- who's retiring in 2008, having served one term for each husband of former wife Liz Taylor -- is in the hospital today for a "heart ailment," according toRoll Call.He's got something called "atrial fibrillation," which isn't that serious according to his staff, and can lead to stroke-causing blood clots according to the Mayo Clinic's website. But he will be back to work next week because all of our thousand-year-old Senators are practically immortal, as they all receive the finest medical care in the entire world. And because they drink the blood of virgins.