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lisaaug's avatar

Hit 'em again, Alabama Dems! Harder, Harder!

MississippiLefty's avatar

The AL Democrats just keep reminding everyone what a bad coach he was.

He lost his last Iron Bowl 36-0, collects millions of dollars in pension money from hard-working Alabamians, and bilked investors based on their trust in his investment advice.Tubs, Doug’s gonna run through you like Fred Talley at an 11AM Jefferson-Pilot game. #OneAlabama https://t.co/6E4iofoMz1

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Jensie's avatar

Her necklace looks like a grade schoolers solar system project

Zannah Merrill's avatar

How do all these folks who work with Trump not see his sudden yet inevitable betrayal coming? He telegraphs his moves like a 7-year-old learning how to box.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

"He also lost to Vanderbilt."

Talk about hitting below the belt!

Wookie Monster's avatar

In the case of Jefferson Davis Beauregard Bedford Forest Sessions III, he was all too eager to implement Trump's racist policies. That clouded his judgement.

Wookie Monster's avatar

They didn't realize how things end for Lennie, did they?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And that was when the opposition was the late Gloria Vanderbilt.

Imagine how bad he would have lost to a football team.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♫ Bobbles, bangles, bright shiny beads. ♫

Nice of KKKeebler to take the time, even in defeat, to turn his family into a team of toxic COVID vectors.

Querolous's avatar

Does he dribble while drinking with one hand?

sarafina's avatar

Tuberville was born in Arkansas. Will Doug Jones bring that up? Or are the members of the former Confederacy interchangeable?

Blue Cat's avatar

Also neither Sessions or Carlson's ancestors were born in America- they were IMMIGRANTS.