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lisaaug's avatar

Hit 'em again, Alabama Dems! Harder, Harder!

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MississippiLefty's avatar

The AL Democrats just keep reminding everyone what a bad coach he was.

He lost his last Iron Bowl 36-0, collects millions of dollars in pension money from hard-working Alabamians, and bilked investors based on their trust in his investment advice.Tubs, Doug’s gonna run through you like Fred Talley at an 11AM Jefferson-Pilot game. #OneAlabama https://t.co/6E4iofoMz1

— Alabama Democrats (@aldemocrats) July 15, 2020 <script async="" src="https://platform.twitter.co..." charset="utf-8"></script>

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Jensie's avatar

Her necklace looks like a grade schoolers solar system project

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Zannah Merrill's avatar

How do all these folks who work with Trump not see his sudden yet inevitable betrayal coming? He telegraphs his moves like a 7-year-old learning how to box.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

"He also lost to Vanderbilt."

Talk about hitting below the belt!

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Wookie Monster's avatar

In the case of Jefferson Davis Beauregard Bedford Forest Sessions III, he was all too eager to implement Trump's racist policies. That clouded his judgement.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

They didn't realize how things end for Lennie, did they?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And that was when the opposition was the late Gloria Vanderbilt.

Imagine how bad he would have lost to a football team.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♫ Bobbles, bangles, bright shiny beads. ♫

Nice of KKKeebler to take the time, even in defeat, to turn his family into a team of toxic COVID vectors.

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Querolous's avatar

Does he dribble while drinking with one hand?

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Colored it, so to speak.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

He retired to Florida.

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sarafina's avatar

Tuberville was born in Arkansas. Will Doug Jones bring that up? Or are the members of the former Confederacy interchangeable?

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sarafina's avatar

ISWYDT.

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Blue Cat's avatar

Also neither Sessions or Carlson's ancestors were born in America- they were IMMIGRANTS.

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