Barack Obama's Republican ambassador to China, Jon Huntsman, would like to continue the Bush-Obama presidencies by becoming president in 2012. But that requires running as the GOP's Republican, since the Democrats already have one who is also the incumbent, so Huntsman has been quite surprised to find out that his fellow 2012 candidates are a bunch of dangerous mental patients:
The definition of diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell is such a way that he looks forward to the trip. The corollary of this is telling someone that he is bugfuck crazy in such a way that he thinks you find him interesting.
If he thinks he's surprised now, just wait until the Great Unwashed votes one of these rodeo clowns in . (Hint: John? It won't be you.)
On a related note, <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/politics\/archive\/2011\/08\/gluttons-for-punishment-blame-voters-for-the-dismal-gop-field\/244016\/" target="_blank">James Warren is trying out for a Wonkette editor position</a>: <i>It wasn&#039;t until I saw a horribly overweight man gorging himself over the breakfast buffet at a Grand Rapids, Michigan hotel on Sunday that I understood the fallacy behind all the hand-wringing over the Republican presidential field.
As he waddled to his table with two apparent </i>Guinness Book of World Records<i>-sized plates of food, including a stack of sausage and bacon nearly blocking the light from a nearby bank of windows, I realized that voters are being fed what they want to eat.</i>
that&#039;s ok. when rickie&#039;s president, he&#039;ll charge this pansy ass with treason and send him to gitmo.
You know <i>who else</i> had an interesting assortment of characters?
The word &ldquo;Interesting&rdquo; can have many meanings. In Jon&rsquo;s case I think he means clueless.
The definition of diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell is such a way that he looks forward to the trip. The corollary of this is telling someone that he is bugfuck crazy in such a way that he thinks you find him interesting.
If he thinks he&#039;s surprised now, just wait until the Great Unwashed votes one of these rodeo clowns in . (Hint: John? It won&#039;t be you.)
No, we can&#039;t. I think that&#039;s the point.
On a related note, <a href="http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/politics\/archive\/2011\/08\/gluttons-for-punishment-blame-voters-for-the-dismal-gop-field\/244016\/" target="_blank">James Warren is trying out for a Wonkette editor position</a>: <i>It wasn&#039;t until I saw a horribly overweight man gorging himself over the breakfast buffet at a Grand Rapids, Michigan hotel on Sunday that I understood the fallacy behind all the hand-wringing over the Republican presidential field.
As he waddled to his table with two apparent </i>Guinness Book of World Records<i>-sized plates of food, including a stack of sausage and bacon nearly blocking the light from a nearby bank of windows, I realized that voters are being fed what they want to eat.</i>