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Oy!'s avatar

I've assumed that this 'Natalie' woman is an Ivanka surrogate of some sort – the dutiful daughter helping her father through his dotage.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"A White House source reveals Trump may appoint Natalie Harp as White House Press Secretary."

https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mtjh4s4ktd2z

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

At least its not Chief of Staff.

Or SCOTUS.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

History repeats itself, first as tragedy and then as extremely dark comedy.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

(smoaks furiously)

Doctorow's theory of enshittification is reeeeeeal, maaaan

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I wonder how may jobs she'll end up with.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

It makes sense. She's used to dealing with Trump shit.

Oy!'s avatar

Can she talk?

Crystalclear12's avatar

They are concentrating on this because they honestly believe that they are doing "woke" by defending her.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Surviving cancer does not make you a good person.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Sometimes cancer lets them live out of professional courtesy.

counterlife's avatar

True, and making up a story about surviving cancer makes one a bad person.

Trespassers Will's avatar

Wait…what do we know about this? Is she potentially full of shit about her cancer?

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

yeah, her whole backstory is extremely sketch.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

"President Donald Trump says the war he launched against Iran has never looked better, but Republicans on Capitol Hill can't seem to figure out what he's talking about."

https://bsky.app/profile/rawstory.com/post/3mtj5246j5h2r

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

See, this right here is why this story about Harp is important. That orange bag of shit doesn't have ANYONE telling him the truth.

Chemical's avatar

It looks better for Russia

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

Norman Vincent Peale has entered the chat

EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck that guy.

Fuck. That. Guy.

He is part of why Dump refuses to ackowledge ANYTHING even remotely negative.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

A clusterfuck always look good to an idiot.

counterlife's avatar

The Art of the Clusterfuck.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝘀 𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 ‘𝗠𝗼𝗼’

https://theonion.com/white-house-confirms-it-customary-for-president-to-start-press-conference-with-moo/

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

I'm confused about something. In a presumably progressive environment are women and girls still considered less than men? If we want to really insult a despicable man will it be more effective to compare them to women or girls as in telling the man to"put on his big girl panties"? Or, as often sometimes seen, calling a man a little bitch?

I ask because it seems like misogyny to me unless it's just joking around and I'm being overly sensitive or on my period or whatever.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Little bitch I think is used by all genders to denigrate little bitches. It's more universalized at this point.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

@factpostnews 1h

The FDA has recalled sourdough bread due to contamination with "shards of metal."

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

I bake my own. If I scale up I can probably put my bread on anywonker who needs it.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

(name checks out! ;] )

Larry Schmitt's avatar

When it comes to him, every woman in the world is post-sex.

EyeQueue's avatar

But that is not true. There are still women who would fuck him.

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

I die a little inside every time I confront this truth.

EyeQueue's avatar
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It's just flabbergasting to me that people keep saying this as if it's true.

As if there aren't MAGA and probably some non-MAGA women that wouldn't fuck him if he asked.

Yes, I die inside, too b/c I keep expecting women to be better, but in many cases they aren't. And for some reason I judge women more harshly for being horrific Confederates and sociopaths than I do men b/c I expect better.

I guess I'm wrong. :(

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗴𝘀𝗲𝘁𝗵 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗛𝗶𝗺

https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-orders-military-blockade-of-woman-attempting-to-walk-away-from-him/

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

“If she thinks she can just waltz out of here before I finish my story about my triumphant victory at Marine Corps Beer Olympics last summer, she has another thing coming. Because unless I get her number, she will absolutely not be allowed to pass via air, land, or sea.” At press time, Hegseth announced he’d extended the military blockade after several of the woman’s friends called him a “creep” and attempted to pull her into the ladies’ room.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"a Sea World spongebath"

Not even gonna ask.

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

Shamu was much more svelte.

Pat Dolan's avatar

"This entire White House is responsible for lying the country into war, and for the rest of their careers, they will be known for having participated in this obscenity."

Which, as we've seen with Iraq 2003 means exactly squat. They'll still be on CNN, on the Times Op-ed page, teaching at Ivy League colleges, and collecting enormous speaking fees from mainstream institutions.

And if they suddenly become "centrist" and switch to the Democratic Party, I predict the DNC will choose them over any person who supports reducing the defence budget to fund Medicare for all. (If you think this is too mean, go look at the list of senators who voted for the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002.)

eppe's avatar

Known unknowns and known knowns are still fighting that one out.

goCatgo's avatar
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OT Funny little stories in the news today. Bessent wants to keep the country borrowing money to pay for everything and the dollar not become worthless. No Weimar Republic. Warsh would like to raise rates to slow inflation but not hurt, and especially not crash the economy. No 1929 Depression. One would think that to avoid both they would text ♥♥♥ and 😊😊😊 to each other and leave 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 on each others Instagrams. But they don't. Any bets on which happens first?

https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/us-borrowing-costs-rise-trump-124704970.html

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/article/scott-bessent-just-cried-uncle-on-the-bond-market-chart-of-the-day-100000219.html

Cincinnatus's avatar

One Word: Wheelbarrows.

goCatgo's avatar

Yes, to buy a cup of coffee or to attack the castle, you always need a good wheelbarrow.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: America's national debt has hit $40 trillion. But the scary bit is that Trump, in 6 years in office so far, is responsible for $11.6 trillion - nearly a third - of it.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/by-himself-joe-scarborough-stunned-by-trumps-eye-popping-share-of-americas-40t-debt/

Donald Laporte's avatar

Fuck you Joe. You helped build this.

eppe's avatar

And he thinks the country really needs an Arc de Trumpfff to remember him.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

We were so busy with all their other fascist antics that we kind of missed the fact that they were doing a total teardown on the economy. They destroyed the entire existing trade framework, sowing chaos and feeding inflation. They gutted out a vital part of the foundational workforce with their immigrant scapegoating. They irresponsibly cut taxes and jacked spending on many things, including defense and subsidizing farmers for losses caused by their trade policy. It's a fucking disaster waiting to happen now, like a run on our debt. The mafia would have done the same thing.

EyeQueue's avatar

They are trying to bankrupt the country so these fucking oligarchs can do whatever the hell they want.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

The Republican Party: Busily Looting America

ArgieBargie's avatar

"YOU NOT FUCK MY MAN? YOU NOT FUCK MY MAN?

That is what Melania could say to Natalie, in a Slovenian accent."

More like "YOU FUCK I DON'T WANT" or "I DON'T FUCK, DO YOU?"

Daniel's avatar

Is not problem, is principle. Is MY ticket to good life, is not her. She get her own gravy-blood vukodlak! Let her spend twenty year feeding him from KFC grease trap!

Daniel's avatar

I don't know exactly what the relationship between them is, but I personally do not find "they're fucking" to be plausible both because of his age and because she seems like if they were she'd have made absolutely sure to have conceived*. I think she's a carer in a cosmetic sense, like one of those Victorian carers who basically just hung about the elderly dowager or whatever for companionship but didn't really do anything medical, and that she's quite possibly manipulating him, and I think it would be very, very funny if it turned out she'd got him to change his will leaving her as sole beneficiary.

*you're welcome