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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I never thought about it... "Ossoff for president". I like it.

Regan911's avatar

Jay Clayton, possibly the most constipated man in America.

George E. Wood's avatar

Does Ossoff take AIPAC money? Serious question.

LOU LOU's avatar

It takes a lot of strength to keep on going with this much obfuscation. Ossoff is strong dealing with little shit weasels including the little shit weasel Tom from Arkansas when Jay needed help getting out of the hole he'd dug himself into.

Will's avatar

The question should be: Did Donald Trump win the 2020 election? Harder to prevaricate ("I’m not, I’m not going to get into that with you.") They have to say, "Yes," right? Daddy's listening. Then the fun-with-follow-up questions can begin.

Will's avatar

P.S. Jon Ossify is my new boyfriend in Congress. Zow!

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

You can be a worthless shitstain moron who tongues Grampa Assmouth’s testicles daily, and STILL say “Joe Biden’s election as president was certified by Congress, so he was elected.” It ain’t rocket science. It just proves what fucking cowards ALL of these fuckers are.

AIB's avatar

I wonder if something is affecting Clayton’s health. When I knew him 20 years ago, Jay was a fine M&A lawyer at S&C, a premier white shoe firm. In his hearing with Ossoff, he seemed puffy and confused. That boy ain’t right.

GenlyAi's avatar

That cretinous pig is not sentient enough to be a 'fine lawyer'.

gigi's avatar

Not appointed to anything, just family grifter

Robyn's avatar

Sorry, no more white men for Prez until the Equal Rights Amendment is enacted.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm just curious how much it would fuck them up to ask them who lost the 2020 election.

They can't answer that one either without pissing Trump off.

Enter Ranting's avatar

I'd really like to see Jon Ossoff become our next president.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I've been around him a few times. He's a rock star in Georgia, which would be great for a candidate.

But more than that he's personable and intelligent.

I've almost forgotten what it's like to have a smart president; the last year and a half seems like a lifetime.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Fucking-A-right it's a job interview! These assholes work for US! They are our EMPLOYEES! Why in the fuck would an employee like Donald Trump get to choose which news organization covers his press conferences? WE say who covers his press conferences!

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I wouldn't hire any PAB appointee to be assistant manager at a Hardee's.

Pexas Teat's avatar

I'm guessing Peach Cobbler refers to that William S Burroughs poem:

"There was a boy across the river with an ass like a peach,

but alas I could not swim so I lost my Clementine."

lisaaug's avatar

"Constitution sliding off its chair." Oh Evan. Me too. Meeeeeee toooooo.

Go home, Gavin Newsome. We have our 2028 nominee.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

"Newsom". tyvm. I like him. Don't get what the aversion is.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Peach cobbler ... clicks ... okay fine, very nice.

Hollysdower's avatar

Clayton met with Ossoff the day before. So he knew exactly what his concerns were. He had a whole day to prepare his testimony answering these questions. And he did nothing. This guy is a joke.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Of course he didn't prepare! He's profoundly unqualified, like ALL of Trump's goons. He's lazy and entitled.

goCatgo's avatar

Oh yeah, they always talk about what they are gonna talk about before they talk about it.

And then talk about it, and then talk about that they talked about it.

Being a politician is exhausting! 🥵