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Hhm's avatar

"the ghost of Hitler 69-ing Jefferson Davis in a trenchcoat or whoever the Republicans pick as their nominee in 2028?" EVAN HURST FOR POET LAUREATE

Servo Academy's avatar

"Comin' at you like a stiff blow, fuckin' up your program Ain't takin' shit from you him or no man"

andrea's avatar

I think that I am all in for Osoff.

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OT. In anxious anticipation of our President's Positive and Hopeful Message to the Hardworking

Peeples, of both Field and Factory, of City and Country, the Stocks Markets are......down. ⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇ All 4 indexes, and gold, bitcoin, even oil. All down.

Now I don't don't wanna jinx the Space Cadets with their cute rockets and code rings for their

imploding I mean impending launch, but it is d*** as well. -3%. Whar trust?

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But… we need to be COLLEGIAL.

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

Not interested in anything but November right now, but it's nice to see more folks that have fight in them.

42tontom's avatar

*Clayton, later, in front of a mirror*

“Yeah, I totally testified his Oss off heh heh”

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

"However, there was something new and forceful and frankly kind of brutal about the way Ossoff asked Clayton, then berated him and embarrassed him after he refused."

Stop stop he's already dead.gif.

Also getting a nicotine type high off of Ossoff's calm demeanor during his questioning. It's very "never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake” and I’m living for it.

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calm, cool, and perfectly formed and delivered sentences

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I am glad the Democrats read him the riot act. At least it gives the appearance, true or not, that it is safe and appropriate to push back against corruption and crime in the federal government and that those who participate in corruption 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 be held accountable.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Notice (DEMS) that Ossoff also doesn’t let go just because the guy is hemming and hawing, or the first time Nazi Don Knotts starts banging the gavel. No, he pretty much has to be dragged off the guy he’s punching.

(Apologies to Don Knotts.)

helenasgarden's avatar

As soon as Dems need to confront to be effective, the rest of their brains fall out.

HeyMom's avatar

He took that pathetic worm apart like a rotisserie chicken.

What a thing of beauty.

Daniel's avatar

Living chickens also take worms apart pretty well.

HeyMom's avatar
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Snap - down the hatch!

Daniel's avatar

"That’s a hypothetical."

"Yes, all questions about what you will do in this job are hypotheticals because you do not have the job yet."

Kate's avatar

Shoot that Ossoff sauce straight into mah VEEEINNNS!

JR's avatar

Just icing on the cake that Baby had to suspend his long-time teleprompter operator for making $90K on Kalshi bets for what he's going to rant about tonight (and other past speeches, apparently). At least without pay so whew.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/16/trump-kalshi-teleprompter-cftc-investigation.html

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“That was a decision by the president, so I think that speaks for itself,” Leavitt said.

Said the person whose job it literally is to speak for the President.

TerseNurse's avatar

It remains a bit of a conundrum for me: I'm pretty convinced that DJT is functionally illiterate; but it's also undeniable that he leans heavily on teleprompters. I'm not sure how to reconcile that

Edith Prickly's avatar

He is functionally illiterate. He used to throw tantrums on The Apprentice when three-syllable words appeared on his teleprompter. "Arbitrage" made him really lose his shit.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

He's not illiterate.

He's old and too vain to wear reading glasses.

He can read the prompter just fine.

He probably can't read anything closer than about 6 feet.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

They keep the teleprompter language at a 5th-grade level, so he can manage it.

helenasgarden's avatar

Take control of the teleprompter and make all the words multisyllabic.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

She [Karoline Leavitt] said that the “White House has extremely strict ethical guidelines with respect to issues like this, and as I just told you, this individual will no longer be here.”

ETA "strict ethical guidelines" my ass

helenasgarden's avatar

I still marvel how she can lie and do it so glibly in the face of reality.

Antifa Commander's avatar

"strict ethical guidelines" = Daddy gets a cut

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

*Strict and ethical guidelines for everyone that's NOT either the Felon or the party in power.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

"issues like this"

No grifting the Felon!

Antifa Commander's avatar

You want to sabotage Trump? Just put a bunch of big words on his teleprompter.

Edith Prickly's avatar

That used to piss him off so much when he was on The Apprentice.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Doesn't he just end up getting lost anyway, even when he's using the teleprompter?

Bradthe🤖's avatar

C’mon. We all know only losers like Obummer use a teleprompter!

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Next time try:

Who won the 2016 election?

Who won the 2024 election?

Who won the 2020 election?

See if they refuse to answer those first two as well.

Kate's avatar

Maybe do a "Duck season! Rabbit season!" trick!

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Nazi Eric Schmitt goes into another one of his anti-Muslim rages

Sen. Eric Schmitt says he supports annexing Greenland because Denmark might be run by "radical mullahs" in 50 years

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mqrp3r57ic24

Do not forget that Nazi Eric Schmitt was one of the main backers trying to overturn the 2020 election.

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"Nazi Eric Schmitt"

NOT hyperbole

Eric Schmidt Gives Speech Claiming That America Is For White People Only

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oe7B3T3Y_3c

Underdawg23's avatar

Low birth rates. Low testosterone. Incels. I’m sensing a pattern.

R. Riddle's avatar

It didn't sound any better in the original German.

gallbladder's avatar

In 50 years.

When he will be dead and gone.

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

Greenland should annex the United States because we’re governed by religious radical mullets.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"Might be" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in the original text.