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Chicken bites and steak fries for dinner. At least I've got the spoons left for a hot meal.

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Democrat Governor Signals She May Re-Enter US Senate Race

Democratic Maine Gov. Janet Mills told voters Monday that she will still be on the ballot for the U.S. Senate race despite having suspended her campaign weeks earlier.

https://dailycaller.com/2026/06/01/democratic-governor-janet-mills-maine-senate-race-graham-platner/

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good.

Platner is a fucking plant.

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Sitting through ads while listening to Minutemen albums on YouTube feels really wrong.

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They put out some great hardcore punk. But yes, it might take twice as long to get through one of their songs.

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remember when punk rockers used to be snotty about buying music on CD?

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Well, CDs do sound like shit, doubly so if it was recorded on the cheap using an ADAT.

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Is that about colorful stamps??

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So a fan of movies about dogs is a cynophilist cinephile?

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Please Right Wingers! Please keep uttering stupid shit like this at James Talarico so he can use it in his commercials!

Todd Starnes says that if he were to moderate a debate for the Texas Senate race, he'd have one question for James Talarico: "Have you now, as a 37-year-old man, finally come to terms with your manhood? Or, do you sir, perhaps have an affinity for frilly underpants? What's up with that?"

https://bsky.app/profile/rightwingwatch.bsky.social/post/3mnamihirsc2n

Todd Starnes only proves what an asshole he is when he utters that bullshit!

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The dumbest of dumbasses...

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Is this about the vegan thing they're trying to tar him with? If you don't eat meat you're not manly?

They must really be terrified of him.

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They're such stupid children...

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Conspicuously absent from most every discussion about Iran: Tom Cotton.

Oi, Tommy, what's the problem? Buyer's remorse? District business not going so well? Coming home to too many cold dinners?

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He's running in 28' like he ran on Jan 6...

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So, we hired a firm to replace our leaking sewer pipe. They seem reputable, gave us a detailed estimate, and will get it properly permitted and inspected. Another plumbing outfit also seemed competent, but the guy initially quoted me a price of $25,000. Then, when I told him I had another estimate, he cut that in half. Geez, so many of these guys are just sharks. I guess he looks at me, an old guy, and thinks, here is a mark. I am reminded of when my mom started to lose her faculties and was taken by a contractor, or someone posing as one. We called the cops, but the guy skipped town and nothing ever happened to him, not from us anyway.

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As a female, I have learned the hard way to ask my handyman to attend all meetings with contractors.

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Palak Chicken and rice for dinner tonight- it smells wonderful.

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Large Zachary's Special deep dish Chicago style pizza for me.

https://zacharys.com/locations/pleasant-hill/

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Honey garlic chicken and rice plus a salad with red wine vinaigrette. The carneceria here is amazing.

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I am having SOOO much fun cooking down here- I can get what I need to make some really fun food.

This one smells amazing right now.

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Mmmmm garlicky chicken pan fried with spaghetti noodles on deck here later...

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I'll bring the herb soda bread.

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Mmm, nom nom nom nom nom. :)

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At The Contrarian, Neera Tanden reports on last month's Center for American Progress' IDEAS conference.

https://www.contrariannews.org/p/voters-want-transformation-not-restoration

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘲𝘶𝘰. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 — 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤’𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘐𝘯 𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 21𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘺: 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴.

𝘐𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘺, 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴’ 𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘚 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴: 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘴.

Among the speakers were Governors Wes Moore (MD), Mikie Sherrill (NJ), Senators Elizabeth Warren (MA), Ruben Gallego (AZ), and Representatives Greg Casar (TX) and Robert Garcia (CA)

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What the hell is up with Mikie Sherrill and the protests at Delaney Hall?

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They're not wrong...

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DISLOYALTY!!! MUST REVIEW LICENSE!!!

Fox Reporter Notes ‘No Sitting President’ Has Ever Spoken With Hezbollah — Amid Trump’s Claim

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/fox-reporter-notes-no-sitting-president-has-ever-spoken-with-hezbollah-amid-trumps-claim/

abbienormal's avatar

And this one hasn't either.

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Well, he mostly sits now

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He also negotiated the exist from Afghanistan with the Taliban.

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ETTD because chaos creates opportunity.

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Reagan hosted the Taliban in the Oval. There are photos.

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shrub brought them to Texas as governor.

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Tying Biden's hands

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SUDDENLY SALIENT TRUMP EXHIBITS GLIMMER OF AWARENESS?

"You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this. What the fuck are you doing?" Trump told Netanyahu, according to one U.S. official's summary of the remarks.

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"Whar new Riviera!?"

I'm of the opinion it was all a huge grift and the proposed sparkling coastline with high dollar housing was all a huge lie.

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But… we already put down for a timeshare!

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It’s adorable that he thinks he was the one controlling the situation.

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Oh look, Arty McDeals got fucked by a better con man.

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"They tricked us!" -- DJT

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Only belatedly figuring that out of course

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Translation: I believed you and now I'm fucked.

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Also: "I NEVER would have signed that contract had I read it first!"

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"I saw Satan laughing with delight..."

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The Weaponization Fund may not be Dead- Trump is going to Timy Johnson about it...

https://youtu.be/xO-VM7eevME?si=n7lB8pg4Z2diHhPm

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SCOTUS always sides with Trump.

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Every high school boy should have a mandatory class "The Bartender Ain't Into You"

Richard S's avatar

Follow up classes should include "How to Fix Yourself so She WILL Be Into You".

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"I'm ready to give up everything for you darling"

"That's easy when you ain't got nothing. Should I make this next drink a double?"

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But she smiled at me and poured me a drink and flipped her hair!

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She didn't flee when I made a joke about my penis.

eppe's avatar

Was it red hair? Ooops, forget I said anything.

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The 202 level class is “And Neither Is The Stripper.”

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Somehow I've dated both of these occupations...

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The most comically dumb bros are the ones that actually succeed in landing a stripper then try get her to quit. Oh no, I might have to date a hot woman with money.

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That's the seminar, for those who pass the intro courses.

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Part B: "Nor is the waitress."

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Singer and songwriter Brandi Carlile is 45 years old today. Here's Brandi on SNL performing "The Story":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nUHnqpHJM

Here she is with Sheryl Crow singing "I Can't Make You Love Me" at the Kennedy Center Honors for Bonnie Raitt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMVxXA48wqU

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Love that she's having a career Renaissance

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And helping Joni Mitchell along as well!