For once, Jon Stewart said Wednesday, a news story lives up to the hype on cable news: Eric Cantor's surprise loss to an unknown tea party Brat really was pretty spectacular. After all, Cantor was the 4th most powerful Republican in Washington, right after "Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, and an AR-15- that fires baby eagles dressed like Jesus." And so we get this postmortem of an election result that nobody saw coming, least of all the House Majority Leader and “future millionaire lobbyist” himself.
Brat is the new Archbishop of Cantor buried.
â©âªâ«â¬<i>Beat on the <strike>Brat</strike> Cantor, Beat on the <strike>Brat</strike> Cantor, Beat on the <strike>Brat</strike> Cantor with a baseball bat.</i>â©âªâ«â¬
Made entirely of votes.