Jon Stewart & Kristen Schaal Take 'Princeton Mom' Susan Patton's Advice, Find Men In College

March is Women's History Month, so Jon Stewart celebrates (and tapes an episode in advance without referencing today's news) with this special feature on women's equality, and why there's too much of it, as articulated by Susan Patton, the lady who advised college women to snare a man while they're still dewy-eyed, fresh, and adorable. And who better to give a Princeton Mom story the in-depth analysis it so richly deserves than the dewy, adorable Kristen Schaal? She knows exactly how seriously to take advice like "Girls who know that they are on their last pint of nubile fuel should go into overdrive to find a husband and start a family."

Yes, "nubile fuel," which it turns out is in such short supply after gals hit 30 that it can only be accessed by fracking.

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