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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Schaal's work on the Daily Show is so good -- she needs to be featured much more frequently.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Gawdamn, I just checked my meter and my nubile fuel gauge is on "E." Time to face my new, sad reality, throw out this Hooters job application, and start collecting cats...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You run in some interesting circles there...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

S'okay, you know those gauges have a small reserve margin for just such an emergency.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Are we talking high-octane nubile fuel, or that off-brand stuff that causes knocking?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Ah, the engineering departments of top universities! For the women, who are so outnumbered, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I would too, and I'm not even gay! That I know of.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Deathanol-free

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

This is the problem with 24-hour "news." A whole lot of it isn't.

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14 shows, and all of them on Faux. She never left the building.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Why do I never get picked for the good research projects?

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Is there a frat house anywhere that doesn't already feature these specimens?

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