Jon Stewart is just as flummoxed by the Secret Service's recent string of screw-ups as anyone else, and the details of the Omar Gonzales's fence-jumping and unguided White House tour just left him all the more astonished. The Secret Service didn't release dogs, for instance, because they were worried the dogs might attack agents.
<blockquote>&ldquo;Sounds strange,&rdquo; he explained, &ldquo;But it makes more sense when you find out that a lot of Secret Service agents are cats.&rdquo;</blockquote>
Actually, this explains a lot, like complete lack of regard for the safety of anybody but themselves, the dislike of loud alarm noises, and the constant horking up furballs.
<em>But then there&rsquo;s the fact that an alarm at the front entrance had been disabled because it was annoying White House staffers.</em>
Wait, what?
Here&#039;s a better, cheaper, safer solution. They&#039;re called &quot;earplugs&quot;.
<blockquote>&ldquo;Sounds strange,&rdquo; he explained, &ldquo;But it makes more sense when you find out that a lot of Secret Service agents are cats.&rdquo;</blockquote>
Actually, this explains a lot, like complete lack of regard for the safety of anybody but themselves, the dislike of loud alarm noises, and the constant horking up furballs.
<em>But then there&rsquo;s the fact that an alarm at the front entrance had been disabled because it was annoying White House staffers.</em>
Wait, what?
Here&#039;s a better, cheaper, safer solution. They&#039;re called &quot;earplugs&quot;.