Jon Stewart On The Bush Torture Program: Cheney Lies, Rumsfeld Denies, Bush Makes Pretty Pictures
Here's Jon Stewart with a discussion of the Senate's report on the CIA's "super-aggressive terrorist suspect spa treatments." Hope he doesn't get too emotional! Best line (we love spoilers), in response to Dianne Feinstein's "This is not what Americans do":
“Yes! This is not what Americans... except we did ... But like with your internment camps or your whaddya call it there -- slavery -- America has a history of doing a tremendous amount of stuff that 'we don’t do.' We are a moral people… in hindsight.”
Man's a national treasure is what he is.
I think somebody should be able to convince Rumsfeld to travel to the Hague to accept some kind of Humanitarian award. He's not the sharpest dildo in Mom's lingerie drawer.
I think being put in a zoo cage in Baghdad would be pretty appropriate.