Here's Jon Stewart with a discussion of the Senate's report on the CIA's "super-aggressive terrorist suspect spa treatments." Hope he doesn't get too emotional! Best line (we love spoilers), in response to Dianne Feinstein's "This is not what Americans do":
I think somebody should be able to convince Rumsfeld to travel to the Hague to accept some kind of Humanitarian award. He's not the sharpest dildo in Mom's lingerie drawer.
I think somebody should be able to convince Rumsfeld to travel to the Hague to accept some kind of Humanitarian award. He's not the sharpest dildo in Mom's lingerie drawer.
I think being put in a zoo cage in Baghdad would be pretty appropriate.
Dubya almost chocked to death on a pretzel so maybe this next time he'll get it right!
Good guess, but the correct answer is, "Spend eternity emptying bedpans in hell."