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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Comes in handy when Junior mangles his arm in the thresher, and there's no workers' comp because "family farm, no laws, tough shit" is a GOP family value.

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WA Bishop's avatar

And buy it drinks!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Business up top, party down below.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but don'tcha know? You libtards are the real Nazis because- socialist

How can you argue with that bit of blazing logic and critical thinking?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

telling the rubes what they want to hear has always been profitable

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's like a Chinese finger trap when Jonah sticks his fingers in his ears

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Chris Grrr's avatar

He's got a big... heart.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"something we also must assume Jonah Goldberg knows"</i>

Ahahahahaha . . . you do realize you went totally off the rails there, right?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or a bottomless void, into which facts and concepts vanish without a trace.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can you really do that with votes?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When is the cage match with Jim Hoft, for the Stupidest Man on the Internet trophy?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Colon cancer could set him back about $100,000 at retail. I wonder if he'll play the odds and get a colonoscopy ($10,000 retail). Free markets, fuck yeah!

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>Obamacare requires insurance companies to spend between 80-85% of their revenue on coverage</i>

I already got a $140 rebate this year from those fucks at Oxford because they did not meet the minimum. This is what terrifies the GOP: people will start actually using Obamacare and then it will be game over. Sorry Jonah; go suck a whale.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I like in the Forbes' piece updates where, after complaining about California comparing apples-to-oranges, they go ahead and compare the <em>family</em> out-of-pocket maximum under Covered California against the <em>individual</em> out-of-pocket maximum under a current-day plan. Oops, wrong.

The eHealthInsurance plans that Forbes uses as a benchmark don't cover: labs, ER visits, prescriptions, chiropody, maternal care, OB/GYN, checkups, or baby well-visits. At all. Oh dear. Forbes seem to be comparing apples to date palms.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

No, you are wrong Wonkette. Obamacare isn't people buying health insurance from private companies, it is people being forced at gunpoint into long lines to see government bureaucrats and being put on a waiting list to see a government doctor after private property is outlawed.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Your chance to <em>get orffa Jonah's lawn</em>?

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