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102415's avatar

And then there is his mother. Look it up.

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102415's avatar

It's the only way he can earn any money. Hard times! Look, his brother can barely make it as a some time fish monger on the Upper Westside.

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102415's avatar

That was great thanks.

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102415's avatar

They don't care. They like to shoot. Even the lamest loves to fantasize about it. Go over to Breitbart for five minutes. No don't it's too sick.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Speaking as a liberal fascist [<i>see "mute chatterbox"</i>] who went to Brown, I have to say that there is, in fact, something inflammatory and absurd in his statement. Female Brown or Swarthmore graduates do not become elementary school teachers.

Only <i>male</i> Brown or Swarthmore graduates do.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Oh. "Sarcasm." Right.

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And look at all the gun-toting open-carriers at the Wisconsin rallies.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Logical: Goldberg :: Nutritious :

a. corn syrup b. gravel c. thumbtacks d. poison

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MissusBarry's avatar

You're not the first commenter in this post to hit the quease-bottom, but you are the first to prompt me to post: SHAMWOW! (Also great for cleaning up after you bloody a bitch--win/win.)

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MissusBarry's avatar

Yep, that also hit the quease-button.

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The Quirk's avatar

The name Chewbacca comes to mind.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hard to tell, since his Jabba the Gut covers it like an apron.

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The Quirk's avatar

The Vision of the Founding Fathers!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mommy gets him a job and he's not very good at it so mommy probably has to help him keep his job. He writes ridiculous ramblings for the far right. Does this make him a man-child?

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The Quirk's avatar

You may not be able to make an omelette w/out breaking eggs, but I've noticed you can break a helluva lot of eggs without making a decent omelette.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Nope, that doesn't bother me in the slightest.

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