Jonathan Alter singlehandedly launched fat goblin Chris Christie's much-awaited fictional presidential bid today, on Twitter, discussed it with himself a while, un-launched it, and then clarified that he only wishes Chris Christie were running for president.
When you look deep into Chris Christie&#039;s <strike>eyes</strike>ass, you can see the younger, nobler, and thinner people stuck inside him.
I hate to judge somebody on their size. So, Chris, you&#039;ve a despicable and hateful human, wastrel with taxpayer money, and hater of all that is good and noble. You&#039;re a big fat fuck and disgusting to behold, also, too, though.
<i>he only wishes Chris Christie were running for president</i>
I know the wingnut punditz are bemoaning the lack of a &quot;heavy weight&quot; rightie for their candidate, but I don&#039;t think this was the solution they had in mind.
At least the many thin folks in Christie&#039;s eyes are all united in their hunger for just one more cannoli. I see a lot of folks in Bachmann&#039;s eyes, too, but they&#039;re clearly at war with one another.
&quot;focus groups that they made seem Christie semi-auhorized&quot;
I realize that it must be hard to deflect blame for a massive and very public fuck-up in 140 characters, but still -- does anyone have the slightest clue what this re&dagger;ard is saying?
This is the problem with Twitter: it lets morons share their ideas with the world, long before those ideas can be hammered into actual coherent thoughts.
Terrible candidates are terrible.
Sorry, that&#039;s all I got.
When you look deep into Chris Christie&#039;s <strike>eyes</strike>ass, you can see the younger, nobler, and thinner people stuck inside him.
--Dr. Falbein, Proctologist
I hate to judge somebody on their size. So, Chris, you&#039;ve a despicable and hateful human, wastrel with taxpayer money, and hater of all that is good and noble. You&#039;re a big fat fuck and disgusting to behold, also, too, though.
<i>he only wishes Chris Christie were running for president</i>
I know the wingnut punditz are bemoaning the lack of a &quot;heavy weight&quot; rightie for their candidate, but I don&#039;t think this was the solution they had in mind.
Sorry guv, but your stomach is not a &quot;gland&quot;.
At least the many thin folks in Christie&#039;s eyes are all united in their hunger for just one more cannoli. I see a lot of folks in Bachmann&#039;s eyes, too, but they&#039;re clearly at war with one another.
&quot;focus groups that they made seem Christie semi-auhorized&quot;
I realize that it must be hard to deflect blame for a massive and very public fuck-up in 140 characters, but still -- does anyone have the slightest clue what this re&dagger;ard is saying?
This is the problem with Twitter: it lets morons share their ideas with the world, long before those ideas can be hammered into actual coherent thoughts.