Jonathan Alter singlehandedly launched fat goblin Chris Christie's much-awaited fictional presidential bid today, on Twitter, discussed it with himself a while, un-launched it, and then clarified that he only wishes Chris Christie were running for president. Or at least that is what someone told us this says, because we still do not speak Twit. Remember to "start at the bottom, or end there, metaphorically, whatever" when reading.
When you look deep into Chris Christie&#039;s <strike>eyes</strike>ass, you can see the younger, nobler, and thinner people stuck inside him.
I hate to judge somebody on their size. So, Chris, you&#039;ve a despicable and hateful human, wastrel with taxpayer money, and hater of all that is good and noble. You&#039;re a big fat fuck and disgusting to behold, also, too, though.
<i>he only wishes Chris Christie were running for president</i>
I know the wingnut punditz are bemoaning the lack of a &quot;heavy weight&quot; rightie for their candidate, but I don&#039;t think this was the solution they had in mind.
At least the many thin folks in Christie&#039;s eyes are all united in their hunger for just one more cannoli. I see a lot of folks in Bachmann&#039;s eyes, too, but they&#039;re clearly at war with one another.
&quot;focus groups that they made seem Christie semi-auhorized&quot;
I realize that it must be hard to deflect blame for a massive and very public fuck-up in 140 characters, but still -- does anyone have the slightest clue what this re&dagger;ard is saying?
This is the problem with Twitter: it lets morons share their ideas with the world, long before those ideas can be hammered into actual coherent thoughts.
Terrible candidates are terrible.
Sorry, that&#039;s all I got.
When you look deep into Chris Christie&#039;s <strike>eyes</strike>ass, you can see the younger, nobler, and thinner people stuck inside him.
--Dr. Falbein, Proctologist
I hate to judge somebody on their size. So, Chris, you&#039;ve a despicable and hateful human, wastrel with taxpayer money, and hater of all that is good and noble. You&#039;re a big fat fuck and disgusting to behold, also, too, though.
<i>he only wishes Chris Christie were running for president</i>
I know the wingnut punditz are bemoaning the lack of a &quot;heavy weight&quot; rightie for their candidate, but I don&#039;t think this was the solution they had in mind.
Sorry guv, but your stomach is not a &quot;gland&quot;.
At least the many thin folks in Christie&#039;s eyes are all united in their hunger for just one more cannoli. I see a lot of folks in Bachmann&#039;s eyes, too, but they&#039;re clearly at war with one another.
&quot;focus groups that they made seem Christie semi-auhorized&quot;
I realize that it must be hard to deflect blame for a massive and very public fuck-up in 140 characters, but still -- does anyone have the slightest clue what this re&dagger;ard is saying?
This is the problem with Twitter: it lets morons share their ideas with the world, long before those ideas can be hammered into actual coherent thoughts.