In a Kentucky diner, a couple friends see a woman start to choke. One of them runs up to her, pulls down her panties, and tongues her butt. She is so started she spits out the piece of food she was choking on. He sits back down and his friend says, "Y'know, I heared of that Hind Lick Maneuver, but I never seen it before."
My wife saved our friend by using the Heimlech maneuver one day while we were out camping. He was choking on a piece of steak. Of course we applauded and appreciated her quick action.
I see now that we were remiss in not lionizing her, calling the newspapers, and starting a tweet storm about her heroism. Our friend, a true liberal and Democrat did not come up with a catchy (nor kvetchy)political metaphor, and we simply went back to eating and drinking wine (after admonishing our friend to chew his steak more diligently.)
They have a life-threatening moment and their first instinct isn’t to embrace life, see how monstrous Trumpism is, and re-commit themselves to spreading joy, no no. It’s an opportunity for a tired political soundbite about whatever “woke” means to them today. There’s no saving them.
A peon at work used the Heimlich Maneuver on a choking fellow employee. The supervisor (who did nothing) claimed it wasn't that big of a deal. I agreed, pointing out that oxygen was more of a fad than a necessity.
“I’m not gonna drain you completely, you'll be my slave because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs.”—Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn
“The resulting projectile, described as ‘a glob of something,’ ricocheted off Ernst’s plate, whipped across the room at high velocity, and entered the ear of a 110-year-old Silver Star recipient, killing him instantly. Ernst was later said. ‘Boy, that was lucky!’”
Bull ball busting bitch dodges the Reaper & uses her next breath to issue lame bankshot at her political rivals. Class will tell. Re: Rand - nice job, hon, but you don’t need a self-conferred credential to know Heimlich. Google it, youngsters…it works!
Unless there's video of Joni choking and the eye "doctor" performing the Heimlich, while keeping his wig on straight, I don't believe it. Show me the receipts..
Mises is the guy who said you should be under no legal obligation to feed and clothe your children. Anyone invoking his name with awe has brain worms, those brain worms have brain worms, and those brain worms have syphilis.
In a Kentucky diner, a couple friends see a woman start to choke. One of them runs up to her, pulls down her panties, and tongues her butt. She is so started she spits out the piece of food she was choking on. He sits back down and his friend says, "Y'know, I heared of that Hind Lick Maneuver, but I never seen it before."
My wife saved our friend by using the Heimlech maneuver one day while we were out camping. He was choking on a piece of steak. Of course we applauded and appreciated her quick action.
I see now that we were remiss in not lionizing her, calling the newspapers, and starting a tweet storm about her heroism. Our friend, a true liberal and Democrat did not come up with a catchy (nor kvetchy)political metaphor, and we simply went back to eating and drinking wine (after admonishing our friend to chew his steak more diligently.)
Truly a great opportunity was missed.
They have a life-threatening moment and their first instinct isn’t to embrace life, see how monstrous Trumpism is, and re-commit themselves to spreading joy, no no. It’s an opportunity for a tired political soundbite about whatever “woke” means to them today. There’s no saving them.
Anyone quoting Mises for any reason other than to dunk on him isn't anyone to be impressed by.
A peon at work used the Heimlich Maneuver on a choking fellow employee. The supervisor (who did nothing) claimed it wasn't that big of a deal. I agreed, pointing out that oxygen was more of a fad than a necessity.
“Not all senators can quote Mises and Hayek“
“I’m not gonna drain you completely, you'll be my slave because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs.”—Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium in From Dusk Till Dawn
Did she choke on a hog testicle?
More likely on her own bile. It appears that even she can't get it out of her mouth fast enough.
You gotta hand it to Joni for managing to be the asshole in a story that also mentioned Rand Paul doing something good.
“The resulting projectile, described as ‘a glob of something,’ ricocheted off Ernst’s plate, whipped across the room at high velocity, and entered the ear of a 110-year-old Silver Star recipient, killing him instantly. Ernst was later said. ‘Boy, that was lucky!’”
I saved my cousin from drowning once. 60 years ago. What have I done for her lately?
If you save someone from choking, it will just encourage more people to choke. It’s a moral hazard
Doing anything that encourages Rand Paul to put his arms around you is a serious hazard.
people will do it because it's cool and they want to be like their heroes (brb, gotta change after peeing myself laughing)
"...quote Mises and Hayek while saving lives."
So Rand Paul can't even do a good deed without being insufferable in the process.
Bull ball busting bitch dodges the Reaper & uses her next breath to issue lame bankshot at her political rivals. Class will tell. Re: Rand - nice job, hon, but you don’t need a self-conferred credential to know Heimlich. Google it, youngsters…it works!
Why, I remember seeing John Belushi do it to himself in a sketch where he was playing Queen Elizabeth.
Unless there's video of Joni choking and the eye "doctor" performing the Heimlich, while keeping his wig on straight, I don't believe it. Show me the receipts..
After all, these are the people who say Trump won 2020 with minus -7 million votes. Facts and truth ain’t their thang.
Mises is the guy who said you should be under no legal obligation to feed and clothe your children. Anyone invoking his name with awe has brain worms, those brain worms have brain worms, and those brain worms have syphilis.
do i have to go all the way to 'glad"?
I'm glad I don't have to pretend to feel bad about her death because she didn't die.