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popebuck1's avatar

That last incident is going to be terribly hard to prosecute. Everyone knows goldendoodles are so happy, they consent to everything.

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Florida Man Back In The News.

Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

"He doesn't say in his Facebook post on the matter exactly what he wants you to pray for, so let's just stick with asking that God's will be done. Let's find out what God really thinks this guy deserves." is one of the best lines Wonkette he's ever produced.

Manny Bothans's avatar

If I were the DA I’d make the charges gay money laundering and gay wire fraud just to watch his head explode.

Truxpin49's avatar

It also alleges Harding obtained fraudulently created bank statements for one of the dormant businesses, used as supporting documentation for one of the loan applications.

I think that’s similar to what they call “a head shot”

mr_snarkie's avatar

This loser should be convicted on two counts of being a hateful scumbag.

Truxpin49's avatar

Well the golden doodle shouldn’t have been running around naked, just asking for it

Truxpin49's avatar

So they said the guy fled, have they collared him yet?

Tessiee's avatar

Look at that snarling sourpuss.You KNOW he's picked up some unfortunate guy on Grinder and then gay-bashed him.

MrPug's avatar

Florida man do a lot very hinky shit.

Wintercat's avatar

Just in case anyone hasn't yet seen this gem. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Retief of the CDT's avatar

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

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