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That last incident is going to be terribly hard to prosecute. Everyone knows goldendoodles are so happy, they consent to everything.

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Florida Man Back In The News.

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"He doesn't say in his Facebook post on the matter exactly what he wants you to pray for, so let's just stick with asking that God's will be done. Let's find out what God really thinks this guy deserves." is one of the best lines Wonkette he's ever produced.

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If I were the DA I’d make the charges gay money laundering and gay wire fraud just to watch his head explode.

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In regard to that last part…. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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It also alleges Harding obtained fraudulently created bank statements for one of the dormant businesses, used as supporting documentation for one of the loan applications.

I think that’s similar to what they call “a head shot”

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This loser should be convicted on two counts of being a hateful scumbag.

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Well the golden doodle shouldn’t have been running around naked, just asking for it

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So they said the guy fled, have they collared him yet?

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Look at that snarling sourpuss.You KNOW he's picked up some unfortunate guy on Grinder and then gay-bashed him.

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Florida man do a lot very hinky shit.

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Just in case anyone hasn't yet seen this gem. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

Latent.

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