Sex bus. Hey Wonkers, how is your Sunday? Just kidding, don't care, let's talk about ourselves. So last week there was, yet again, horrible, unspeakable tragedy, as two journalists were killed on air by a gunman with, surprise, a gun, and a lot of your top ten stories this week were about that. Also, Josh Duggar did some gnarly shit to a porn star and now he's in the Jesus Sex Pokey for Grosses. So that's in your top ten too. Weird week!
I did not know that Jared was even married. But this is a land-speed record:[quote] "Jared Fogle’s wife, Katie, filed for divorce from the former Subway spokesperson on Wednesday, Aug. 19, the same day the U.S. attorney’s office released documents alleging the 37-year-old had solicited underage sex and had received child pornography. According to divorce documents obtained by Us Weekly, the mother of two also listed their date of separation as that same day." [/quote]Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/c...
I dragged the vegan offspring with me and my sister to northern Virginia on family business, and the only thing that stopped the sulking was the discovery of District Taco, so I'm feeling quite kindly toward Virginia-area Messican food and have no difficulty believing you.
He mostly eats Mexican food - he goes to Taco Bell and Chipotle a lot. They both very nicely make their beans without any animal products or fats...so at Taco Bell, he gets whatever he wants with beans and potatoes (their potatoes are mad good) instead of meat and asks them to hold the cheese and sour cream. Chipotle is even easier, as they have vegan sofritos if he's in the mood, or you can just get beans and veggies, then hold the cheese and sour cream.
It boggles my mind that someone would voluntarily give up cheese, but it makes him happy, so I deal with it.
Jesus jail. I like that. I see Josh in front of some sweating guy with no medical training what so ever asking with an unsteady voice! "Y... yes, yes. Good. A... and what did you do to her then?"
The indulgences we afford our children, no? It is my belief that the basic $2 Mexican street taco is a masterpiece that has already been perfected. It drives me nuts when these yuppie joints start making them with...I dunno...endangered cobra tongues and kale and charge $12 a pop. Heresy! It is also an article of faith around here that good beans and tortillas MUST be made with lard...which is why I don't eat much of this kind of stuff anymore...although as a child, I don't recall any Mexican people being overweight.
I wonder how much money was "titled to the lord" by the guy they sent out of the country? They should rescind tax exempt status until he returns. The church would sell him out in a heartbeat.
and all that babbie is thinking is "Where is mommy's titties!"
I did not know that Jared was even married. But this is a land-speed record:[quote] "Jared Fogle’s wife, Katie, filed for divorce from the former Subway spokesperson on Wednesday, Aug. 19, the same day the U.S. attorney’s office released documents alleging the 37-year-old had solicited underage sex and had received child pornography. According to divorce documents obtained by Us Weekly, the mother of two also listed their date of separation as that same day." [/quote]Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/c...
When the Wonkette baby is in the Wonkebago, shouldn't she be referred to as the Wonkababby? Just sayin'.
Maybe they listen to Bro. Stair's radio broadcasts 24/7?
If she was a good Christian babby she'd be thinking about Jeebus.
Oh Hustle is excellent. Especially the first seasons.
Mrs. Mark Sanford already wrote a book, so she's off the list.
I dragged the vegan offspring with me and my sister to northern Virginia on family business, and the only thing that stopped the sulking was the discovery of District Taco, so I'm feeling quite kindly toward Virginia-area Messican food and have no difficulty believing you.
Vegan Mexican food? You're killing me here.
Sometimes I like to send it right across the plate.
He mostly eats Mexican food - he goes to Taco Bell and Chipotle a lot. They both very nicely make their beans without any animal products or fats...so at Taco Bell, he gets whatever he wants with beans and potatoes (their potatoes are mad good) instead of meat and asks them to hold the cheese and sour cream. Chipotle is even easier, as they have vegan sofritos if he's in the mood, or you can just get beans and veggies, then hold the cheese and sour cream.
It boggles my mind that someone would voluntarily give up cheese, but it makes him happy, so I deal with it.
Jesus jail. I like that. I see Josh in front of some sweating guy with no medical training what so ever asking with an unsteady voice! "Y... yes, yes. Good. A... and what did you do to her then?"
The indulgences we afford our children, no? It is my belief that the basic $2 Mexican street taco is a masterpiece that has already been perfected. It drives me nuts when these yuppie joints start making them with...I dunno...endangered cobra tongues and kale and charge $12 a pop. Heresy! It is also an article of faith around here that good beans and tortillas MUST be made with lard...which is why I don't eat much of this kind of stuff anymore...although as a child, I don't recall any Mexican people being overweight.
Thx...my batting average has been suffering and I was beginning to lose confidence.
And the Virgin Mary's titties!
I wonder how much money was "titled to the lord" by the guy they sent out of the country? They should rescind tax exempt status until he returns. The church would sell him out in a heartbeat.