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Well, his fingers are on the outside of his body.

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Have you ever been presented with a barn door situation that you just knew you should resist?

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I'm sorry, I just want people to understand that Chomsky is a massive douche nozzle.

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Wow! The Duggars really flips peoples' boogers!!!!

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It was demons

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His tastes run more to puppies and kittens than dogs and cats but if there are any German porn domesticated animals available, I'm sure he'd be interested in strangling them.

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It's right there in Three Corinthians. Read your Bibble.

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Is Joshy the reason the Republicans wrote in that whole thing about porn being a problem on their national platform?

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I bow down to the Scot's superior insult skills, as witnessed by their disparagement of Trump on the Tweeter machine.

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OK, I'll grant him the "external forces" argument to a limited extent.

Certainly creepy, authoritarian Jim Bob Duggar had a great influence on him, as did unloving, unprotective Mom Michelle. Tony Perkins was clearly an evil external force, as were the assorted quack therapists (often molesters themselves) to whom he has been subjected over the years. And don't forget his sometimes pal and external force Mike Huckabee.

Josh was the twig and he has been bent.

But.

Hey, Josh, you're an adult now and have been for years. You can no longer use that dodge. I know that in the Duggar version of Christianity, you are entitled to whine, "Jeez, you strangle one hooker and they never let you forget it." But this is serious, pal. Pull yourself together (since you family external sources never will) before you wind up in prison for life. Because that is directly where you are headed.

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hoofwanking bunglecunts came from someone in England, I think. They were probably of Scottish descent.

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Don't forget that it is 2016 and that we have to shift gears and start blaming Hillary.

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These born-again evangelicals score more lives than cats, and just as real.

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I remember that used to be an old Flip Wilson catch phrase..."The Devil made me do it !!" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Well, it's their own fault for having tempting woman-parts, you understand.

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