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Ok, we'll start: Roomer has it that tRUMP's cock ring is a cheerio.

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Isn't that part of every penny they've got?

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He's part of the "not perfect, just saved" crowd. Conveniently, being part of the fan club is quite literally all it takes to earn eternal paradise. They are the worst.

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Personal Responsibility for your own actions?

That crayyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuiiiiiooooy-z.https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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The dude is bro-y, but I would take him over the Pillsbury Dough Boy any day.

Duggar is the epitome of pasty white out of shape flyover country creeper masculinity.

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Too much or too little dirty talk?

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WHERE DO YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS??!!?? It has to be better than my choices in the wee, somewhat dark hours of the morning....

;-)

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Nah, they've been ripping off the gummint for years.

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WHO IS THIS?

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I dunno how it works. Get up, yawn and stretch fetchingly, sing a little bit...they just show up!

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bait and switch is a time tested policy of the intertoobs dating.

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Trump accidently ate his cock. He was sitting naked in front of the snack bowl and thought it was a small cheetoh.

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It's the lighting.

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So a chitoh, a cheerio & a oreo walk into a bar...

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