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OutOfOrbit's avatar

Ok, we'll start: Roomer has it that tRUMP's cock ring is a cheerio.

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Lara's avatar

Isn't that part of every penny they've got?

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Billy Rubin's avatar

He's part of the "not perfect, just saved" crowd. Conveniently, being part of the fan club is quite literally all it takes to earn eternal paradise. They are the worst.

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TeeRaak's avatar

Personal Responsibility for your own actions?

That crayyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuiiiiiooooy-z.https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

The dude is bro-y, but I would take him over the Pillsbury Dough Boy any day.

Duggar is the epitome of pasty white out of shape flyover country creeper masculinity.

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kareemachan's avatar

Too much or too little dirty talk?

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kareemachan's avatar

WHERE DO YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS??!!?? It has to be better than my choices in the wee, somewhat dark hours of the morning....

;-)

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kareemachan's avatar

Nah, they've been ripping off the gummint for years.

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kareemachan's avatar

WHO IS THIS?

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Shananigan's avatar

I dunno how it works. Get up, yawn and stretch fetchingly, sing a little bit...they just show up!

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handyhippie65's avatar

bait and switch is a time tested policy of the intertoobs dating.

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ryp's avatar

Trump accidently ate his cock. He was sitting naked in front of the snack bowl and thought it was a small cheetoh.

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ryp's avatar

It's the lighting.

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OutOfOrbit's avatar

So a chitoh, a cheerio & a oreo walk into a bar...

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