Go Thornton! Bc my late, beautiful white cat, Duncan Prescott, has passed on. He was going to be HRC's VP since before 2008 but alas. He had a great story/tale(!) bc I used to take kibble to him,his mom & 2 sibs when they LIVED IN A DRAINAGE PIPE AND DUMPSTER DIVED!
I wish everyone would put names like "Family Research Council" into scare quotes at all times. The phrase "self-styled" also works.
As to Thornton, my Facebook memories today included returning from a trip to Italy, Croatia and Montenegro and being greeted by our cat, Tinker, two years ago. Last year, we traveled to the Caribbean and to the Pacific Northwest, again to be greeted by Tinker. This year, we went to Hawaii, and Tinker died while we were gone. Her last happy moments were spent being adored by our granddaughters, but it still hurts.
Being from Missouri and watching that weasel fuckstick lie about preconditions and the ACA in his ads against McCaskill, he is up there with the five grossest pricks in the Senate. Trust me, he will run for President. He's being coached on how to be a populist and some big money is pumping his sorry ass up. He is Susan Collins now. Talks reasonable unless they really need his vote, then a furrowed brow concerned flip flop
Thornton clearly – and rightly – has his sights set on an office with more power and dignity. Also, a physical office space that does not reek of the previous occupant.
Swirlies. The only possible reaction.
Go Thornton! Bc my late, beautiful white cat, Duncan Prescott, has passed on. He was going to be HRC's VP since before 2008 but alas. He had a great story/tale(!) bc I used to take kibble to him,his mom & 2 sibs when they LIVED IN A DRAINAGE PIPE AND DUMPSTER DIVED!
Dear Doktor Zoom:
I wish everyone would put names like "Family Research Council" into scare quotes at all times. The phrase "self-styled" also works.
As to Thornton, my Facebook memories today included returning from a trip to Italy, Croatia and Montenegro and being greeted by our cat, Tinker, two years ago. Last year, we traveled to the Caribbean and to the Pacific Northwest, again to be greeted by Tinker. This year, we went to Hawaii, and Tinker died while we were gone. Her last happy moments were spent being adored by our granddaughters, but it still hurts.
Oh FUCK this guy. Why does my beloved state continue to vote for such shitty people like this?
I needed a laugh. Like Hawley ever had a chance as a presidential candidate.
Thornton is quite fabulous.
ASS HAULey is a pathetic little Nazi bitch.
He's a perfect candidate for Secretariat of State.
Dear Jangy Six-Fingered Plagiarist,
How does one go about developing a Thornton/2028 draft movement?
Time to TAX ALL THE CHURCHES! Eliminate the Religious Exemption and Charitable Deductions to pay for M4All!
Being from Missouri and watching that weasel fuckstick lie about preconditions and the ACA in his ads against McCaskill, he is up there with the five grossest pricks in the Senate. Trust me, he will run for President. He's being coached on how to be a populist and some big money is pumping his sorry ass up. He is Susan Collins now. Talks reasonable unless they really need his vote, then a furrowed brow concerned flip flop
He'll never survive the video of ASS HAULey in a nationwide campaign.
If he's the R candidate, the Democrats are going to need a fuckton of money to pay for the rights to Yakety Sax in all their campaign commercials.
Thornton 2028!
Thornton clearly – and rightly – has his sights set on an office with more power and dignity. Also, a physical office space that does not reek of the previous occupant.
"In conclusion, we’d rather write about cats more."
I'd rather read about cats more too.
THORNTON!
Thornton, please reconsider running for president.
But yeah, stay away from FBI recruiters. Yikes!
The feebs always have the best catnip.
Thanks for the light-hearted post today. I needed something to smile about.