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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Hey Markie, the job of "fluffer" doesn't pay that well.

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ReligionIsPoison's avatar

Somebody call Sean Hannity!

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svejk's avatar

all of the upfists!

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Halperin's Law: More Money = Better Than.

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

I contend that THAT has been his job all along.

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JackLinks's avatar

There isn't a bigger "Cheese-eater" on cable today than Halperin! Check out this cheese-eating grin on Halperin!

https://assets.bwbx.io/imag...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Is Trump the reincarnation of German nobility?

Goethe - The Song of the Flea (in a not-so-good early English translation)

A king there was once reigning,Who had a goodly flea,Him loved he without feigning,As his own son were he!

His tailor then he summon’d,The tailor to him goes;Now measure me the youngsterFor jerkin and for hose!

In satin and in velvetBehold the younker dressed;Bedizen’d o’er with ribbons,A cross upon his breast.

Prime minister they made him,He wore a star of state;And all his poor relationsWere courtiers, rich and great.

The gentlemen and ladiesAt court were sore distressed;The queen and all her maidensWere bitten by the pest,

And yet they dared not scratch them,Or chase the fleas away.If we are bit, we catch themAnd crack them without delay.

Or as set to music in Russian by Mussorgsky and sung by Feodor Chaliapin

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

Who sucks Donald's waawaa better - Markie Halpie or Seannie Hanfuckitty?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I have no spinnerets but baconz you are some pig. *hugs*

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Ever wonder how many times Halperin's been slugged in the kisser for his mouth to wind up looking like that?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well no wonder, since Wonkette has never allowed comments since forever.

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Darkrose's avatar

*sends some of the honey sticks we got from the farm we stopped at today*

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

You don't do it for the money, you do it because you love it.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Cold pressed Latinum OGTFO

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"Way back in March, Halperin said on the “Morning Joe” program that Trump is more talented as a presidential candidate than Barack Obama."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Nobody can slobber a knob like Sean Hannity.

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