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malsperanza's avatar

He could shoot it in the face.

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disqus_ta5qHeHoYI's avatar

I volunteer to dig the hole.

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RogationDays's avatar

Ah...that explains Weird Al's use of Vader in his parody...I just thought he left off Darth for rhythm reasons.

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Saccha Ahn's avatar

Saturn or Chronos. Not Uranus.

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RogationDays's avatar

I did know that...I used Uranus for obvious reasons. Interestingly when I was looking for images it did bring up the name Uranus....The Wonketeers are smart and cultured!!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Oh, the horror... the horror!!!

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

While I try to avoid hyperbole, except when it suits me, this seems a rather prosaic description of our disappointment with a man we looked to with hope, silly, dopey, tear staining hope. Would we be better off if we didn't fall for Hope?

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Yes, that's one of those dim moments when we had a chance, just a chance, mind you, to rectify and hold those accountable for the havoc they wreaked on the less powerful, leaving us prostrate at the feet of raw, rapacious power. We had the moment, and she, and others, let's be truthful, yanked the carpet out from beneath us leaving all of us open to what came next, and next and...

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

i can think of no worse place to waste a good buzz than where i work

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Ghoulish, isn't it. That all this medical wizardry is lavished on this war criminal is horrific. He, Rumsfeld, Gonzalez, Wolfowitz and the Shrub should all be defending against war crime charges in the Hague. But we didn't sign that treaty did we? If we had, these warmongers would be behind bars as they defend themselves.

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Isn't it ghoulish? Extending this criminals life after he was directly and intimately involved in selling the lies about Iraq that have led to hundreds of thousands of Iraqi deaths and the birth of the multi-headed hydra, ISIS. That he and others like Wolfowitz, Gonzalez,

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Dog Gone's avatar

Fantastic Lovecraft pastiche.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Cheney learned well at the feet of the master, Nixon.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"No, honey, I bought it for the Cheney interview" yaeh, that's the ticket.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Its a total rehash of the Fox gerbils' on meth diarrhea.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Produced by the south park dudes.

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