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chascates's avatar

Hey poopy-pants! You're not funny, or wise, or relevant.

Fartknocker's avatar

Ted should spend his time learning how to use his biggest gun to crash all the UN Agenda 21 drones that are flying around near Fort Hood in preparation for the opening of the new FEMA camps just North of Waco. Because he's a patriot.

He should also start wearing triangular shaped hats with sharp, creased points just like Paul Revere prior to the American Revolution.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just make sure they're potato chips or corn chips. stay away from Ted's favorite- paint chips...

Joshua Norton's avatar

How some of these people manage not to poke their eyes out while brushing their teeth is beyond comprehension.