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Zuzubof Kovax's avatar

Shorter Megyn Kelly: "Every time I open my mouth an idiot starts talking."

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Are these people all related? Same straw dyed hair, same pasty white flesh, same soulless eyes, same lies spewing forth.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

“It’s like, Taylor Swift, you are a young, pretty girl. Do you know what the gang members from Venezuela do to young, pretty girls? It ain’t pretty.” - Russian man

That's funny. Russian man's favorite felon said that Venezuela was very safe because of his friend Communist Dictator Maduro.

"Crime is down in Venezuela by 67%." - Trump

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

"You can kiss your sales to the Republican audience goodbye..."

Republicans really fucking care about their *identities* as political junkies...

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It's funny cause they were already boycotting her for the sin of "Voting for a Democrat" so there is that.

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Dave Zirkle's avatar

Megyn Kelly is just another right wing nut job. That is her persona. Ignore her bullshit.

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Maybe's avatar

Why on earth is she so worries about Taylor Swift. trump still has Ted Nugent. And Roseanne. And Kevin Sorbo.

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Maybe's avatar

Who is Megyn Kelly anyway?

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Foxbot who quit 'cause Roger Ailes was all hands, but failed upwards onto ever sketchier "news" "platforms"

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Tay-Tay's post now has 350,000 more likes.

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John Hoff's avatar

Has anyone seen Kelly’s house? I have - and yes, it is a pretentious absurd mansion. And she worked a lot less than Swift or Kelley to get it. Nice hair extensions by the way. If she had half a brain and worked a full day - I know she doesn’t in both cases, she would know that Couch-Bro’s rant on Walz on supporting transgender rights is 100% false - even the New York Times could not put this in their usual “this needs context” bucket - blatantly and patently false. So she is either lying or lazy or both. Having met her a few times, I am going with the latter.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

I'm sure my "multi-gazillion-dollar mansion" (as if) would fit inside her walk-in closet

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John Hoff's avatar

That would be Swift or Kelce

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Phried Ω's avatar

Black Santa is not delivering gifts to middle-aged potty-mouth women who rant on the space radio.

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Mommadillo's avatar

I love that MEEEEEEEEEgyn pops up into view occasionally just to remind everybody how she trashed her career in mainstream media, a career lots of people would kill for, because she couldn’t keep her fucking mouth shut.

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Mike Janowski's avatar

Are we lookin' at 60-40, AND both houses?

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Axomamma's avatar

"Dave Rubin, the misogynistic gay conservative who’s currently most famous for ignorantly taking millions to blab Russian propaganda"

"Ignorantly" in that sentence should be in quotation marks. Dave Rubin is stupid but I find it hard to believe he's that stupid. He was smart enough to know not to ask where they money was coming from so he could plead ignorance.

Also, Megs has decided there's enough money in internet shitposting that she can burn every bridge to ever getting another job with a network or cable channel.

I think the botox has infected her brain.

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Ashannfishsticks's avatar

So...Megs is mad about something that's entirely made up? Sounds on brand for the party

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Those Republican people are going to have to start wearing their Chump diapers on the inside.

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Maybe's avatar

Or possibly on their heads since their brains seem to be oozing out their ears.

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Joy is reading Evan Hurst, joy is watching VP Kamala Harris in action, joy will be defeating the GOP resoundingly at the ballot box! Vote 💙

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Axomamma's avatar

Took me a minute to figure out the "joy" you're referring to isn't a person. Hahahaha.

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Shire Jansen's avatar

🤗 I was just trying (unsuccessfully) to play off the title, I find Evan so inspiring! Vote 💙

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