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Bobo Brazil's avatar

You might say that the Republicans are an insane clown posse.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They did mention the cooking bacon exception, did they not?

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Yeah these country club repugs are all the same. They built this and they will never take ownership over it.

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Leftflank's avatar

Yop, damned straight.Shoulda, coulda, woulda.

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rtpoeman's avatar

The Junior Varsity ICP......

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Trumpist's avatar

I just want to see him get a gag order on Twitter. Oh the lulz that will be had watching Trump try to abide by it.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Gettin' it said!

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Emil Muz's avatar

Juggalo Libelz!

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comeonpeople's avatar

Smart women. Trump's nightmare.

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Boojum's avatar

In that case, I think the tree stump humped him.

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Boojum's avatar

In order to watch her testimony on TV, wouldn’t they still have to hold a hearing so that she can testify on TV?

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RNegron's avatar

Also, when the Rethugs start attacking Mueller or his conclusions he will very clearly and forcefully hand them their butt on a crap plater. It will destroy 90% of their arguments.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

I remember when NC republicans were running on a ticket of saying all the democrats in NC where crooks. lol What wanton irony was that. Turns out they(republicans) were 100 times more crooked than the crooks we already had. I would rather have the ordinary democrat crooks than these super mega croony crooks we got now. Republicans destroy everything they touch because of cronyism,corruption,greed and downright corporate bribery and coupled with gross incompetence. Show me one thing they have done that has helped working Americans and it is not tax cuts. Nothing not one thing they have voted on helps anyone but their rich sponsors. They are all rhetorical scholars they embrace the stupid ignorance that has engulfed the conservative dogma machine. They know not what they do. If only they could read. Taxpayer education is wasted on conservative minds thats why they hate education, smart people scare them so they embrace the stupid. They are what they do.

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revenant's avatar

sheeee-it, those motherfuckers would scumble up some spurious "original intent" crap to exonerate him if he waddled into the justices' chambers and machine-gunned RBG right in front of them.

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Billy Smith's avatar

"it's not a lie if you believe it" George Costanza or average republican?

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Leftflank's avatar

Standard comma, duh!

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