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Another Dave's avatar

I miss Cecily Strong’s send-ups of Pirro on SNL

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I. Just. Can't. Even.

Wilson Dizard's avatar

Federal grand juries in DC are selected from a jury pool composed of databases of citizens registered to vote, citizens who have driver's licenses or non-driver's ID cards, and similar people. They're my friends, neighbors, and fellow former DC Public Schools pupils. And we aren't willing to indict people based on lies by Trump regime fascist goons.

Hank Napkin's avatar

I swear I can smell the gallon of perfume coming off of that photogram.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Biden to Trump: "I'm rubber, you're glue. It bounces off me and sticks to you."

Lil Snot's avatar

Bota Box libelz. I'm sucking Bota into my Boca right this minute!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I think one of the reasons why Pedo 47 has those public Oval Office signing ceremonies for his EOs, besides the fact that he loves the attention and it makes him feel like a big boy who made a boom-boom in the big boy toilet is so there’s a record of him signing it. And the fact that one of his minions makes an announcement of what each EO entails creates the illusion that he knows what he’s signing.

Hank Napkin's avatar

He KNOWS he's signing his name. End of.

Mara in Mountains's avatar

Judge Boxwine has to be aware the DC jury pool knows that anyone who’s anyone in DC uses autopens. Sheesh.

David Maceira's avatar

And meanwhile somewhere in America there's a ham sandwich growing mold.

"M"'s avatar

“CAPITAL AUTOPEN-NING!”

Nobody in the mainstreem journalismism is gonna ask whether or not that is how Donald pardoned all those J6-ers at once

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"That guy in Miami" would have no standing to sue, since even if "autopen" was a crime, and even if Biden used it exclusively, he never did that in Florida. Suck it you loser RWNJ Lolyers.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

When Trump finally leaves office, there are a fuckton of attorneys that really need to lose their licenses.

"M"'s avatar

This part ^^^^^^^^

How many more times are we going to have to say "malignant narcissists cannot do all this harm without their enablers", SP

Brianna Amore's avatar

Looks like it's Lindsay Halligan's turn in the barrel.

diogenez's avatar

Wait - what happened to Trump's beloved Presidential Immunity? Does he think that applies only the King Donald?

Just_Jim's avatar

You used Donald and think in the same sentence. Rookie mistake.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Thanks Evan. It's good to be reminded that, as foes go, at least they have incompetence, stupidity, and obsequious kowtowing on their side.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Another stinking promotional still from "Bride of the Mummy"?

Jon Payne's avatar

As a former intern who worked in the Senate Judiciary Committee in '86, I can tell you the autopen was and is an integral part of any elected official's office equipment. I spent countless hours feeding the autopen for letters to send to constituents back in the day.

"M"'s avatar

You know that and I know that

What they're depending on is that their marauding band of obstreperously fascist followers *does not* know that.

Brianna Amore's avatar

I'm curious to know how it actually works.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When I used one back in the dark ages, it was a large console you sat at with a lighted panel with the signature to line up the paper. A pen went into a holder connected to an arm. You held the paper and operated it with a foot pedal. It was very mechanical.

eddi-SABH's avatar

No wonder Trump hates it. He probably has his signature deeply engraved somewhere South of his liver from playing with it.