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Maybe's avatar

Not fair to Ivana. Her rolling in her grave would cause earthquakes.

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Maybe's avatar

trump is a champion special masturbator.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

i’d bet he still has more … to negotiate a soft landing … don’t underestimate his raw animal cunning, it’s kept his head above water for decades …

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Cgo2370's avatar

I'm not sure what that means -- is Trump is going to scrape up some cheap-ass lawyers from someplace really weird?

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Cgo2370's avatar

I wish them swift victory.

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Cgo2370's avatar

I see a distinct lack of "fuck your feelings" there.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

I'm starting to wonder if this is why they send stupid shit to the court. They know its ungrantable, or unactionable, but what it does is lets them pull performative shit in front of the cult, gives them a target to scream at about bias and witch hunt and corrupt judges etc, and (last but not least) lets them propitiate the orange toddler that yes, we really are doing something about it you betcha

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slightly salty's avatar

How can TFG possibly not win bigly with a lawyer named Jim Trusty.

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arrrghle's avatar

Yep. It's this. They are fine with it getting them somewhere if it does, but it doesn't matter, because it's all fuel for the conspiracy talk. All the better if it looks like the judiciary is against them like the FBI and everyone else.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Pretty soon they're going to have a cash flow problem as well, if TFG remains true to form.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

She'll be dining out on this for years. Decades even.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If you want to know why Trump hired Lindsey Halligan, all you have to do is look at her picture.

https://usattorneys.com/law...

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

Columnist Max Boot was a Reagan Republican. He says he doesn't have much in common with Democrats but is voting for them straight ticket because his top priority is democracy.

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Tessiee's avatar

Well, he's certainly got a type.

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