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DDB9000's avatar

It would be interesting to know what year, make, and model her car is.

I would think as she lives in Philadelphia and (as far as we know) has never been stoped for tinted windows there, this is clarly a scam to make money in South Williamsport

Here is a link to a PDF below explaing the laws.

chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://www.dot.state.pa.us/public/dvspubsforms/BMV/BMV%20Fact%20Sheets/fs-sun.pdf

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Gammarae's avatar

i would hope that a lot of supporters/witnesses go along while she's washing cars, but they probably do that inside the station garage and wouldn't have to let anybody else in. the kicker is that they likely have somebody who does their grunt work already

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I can only speak to how it's done in the two rural counties of which I'm familiar, but the county jail inmate trustees are the ones who wash cop cars from any law enforcement agency that wants it. Even members of the public could get their cars washed, and they'd put money on the books of the inmate. Much better solution than what this asshole judge sentenced her to.

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I think there's three basic kinds of cop: one is the good kind - actually explains themselves, follows rules, and is polite when dealing with the public. The second is not actually corrupt or (premeditatively) violent, but they are very arrogant and entitled, and expect the public to just DO WHAT THEY SAY, goddammit, and everything will go just fine and why can't people realize that?

The third kind is a nightmare, and is relatively uncommon. But the second kind ends up hurting people also, because their attitude ends up making problems that didn't have to exist in the first place.

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

And then there's the "Good Cop" who doesn't report or inform against the other two kinds of "bad cop". That makes THREE kinds of Bad Cop.

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meh's avatar

The first kind doesn't exist in sufficient numbers to be statistically meaningful.

The second exists in great profusion, and they're the larval stage of the third kind.

The third kind is far too common.

I spent over a decade working for a vertical integrator for public safety, and the horrors that I saw as a relatively privileged civilian ensure that I'd never see LEOs of any stripe in a positive light again. They're glorified slave patrols with immunity for their actions unless what they do is deeply egregious, and even then, we see how hard it is to convict them for bad acts.

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tempusfugit's avatar

this.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

What are all these scratch marks on the paint on the police cars?

You mean I was supposed to use water when scrubbing the dirt off?

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Well this manages to hit the trifecta of belittling, insulting and gross. WTF?!

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LoCoJo's avatar

I hope she washes the squad cars by spit shining them.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Shit shining. You might not be able to polish a turd, but you might be able to polish with one.

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Zarquon's avatar

At 9pm in mid Sept in the Williamsport area it's past dusk, so not the best liglhting conditions. PA DOT has definitions for acceptable window tinting (70% transmissability). How was the cop able to spot (allegedly) illegally tinted windows in the dark?

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Phried Ω's avatar

She undoubtedly bought the car with the windows the way they were at the time of the traffic stop but she was made responsible. Ain't safety enforcement great? It's just like noncompliance. You can whip it out like a throw-down saturday night special.

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rlcornelius's avatar

I bought a car recently that has tinted windows. Now I'm thinking I need to avoid driving in Pennsylvania. Fortunately, I don't live close to that state.

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Phried Ω's avatar

Sadly, it's in the top third of acceptable states.

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KeepPinotAlive's avatar

DWB.

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UVB-76's avatar

Maybe he'd seen the car before?

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meh's avatar

.....yah, right.

I'll go with DWB as the primary offense here.

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subterrene's avatar

I wonder how prominently Lycoming Co. features in copies of the Green Book, as in "do not travel through there." I'm sure this kind of thing isn't new for the area.

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Zap's avatar

Skippity paps.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"He knocked my Block off!"

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I was waiting for that non-comment. Thanks!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

By your command....

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Don't confuse me with that Cylon stuff.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I was waiting for that non-comment. Thanks!

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Little feller's a southpaw?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

About half the time.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Hit him in the labonza!

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UVB-76's avatar

Who won?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

It was a draw.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

USE THE CHAIR, SIMBA!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Simba was harnessed by the dark side of the Chair.

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

I don't want my tax-funded law enforcement coming up with creative punishments. No fucking thank you.

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Regret's avatar

Minor quibble: Judges are judicial branch, not executive branch. So technically not law enforcement.

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Switters's avatar

She was given a reprieve 3 months ago, which is good news. The article also says the sentence was vacated, which I guess means dismissed or thrown out.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

That is referring to the initial sentence which Robyn mentioned in her article. The new sentence (including the required probation) still stands. Regarding the new sentence:

𝐿𝑖𝑛ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐽𝑎𝑛. 18, 2024, 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝐹𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑙.

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ciaobella's avatar

Knowing your rights while black is the new "riding dirty"

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UVB-76's avatar

Always has been.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

Bless Thurgood Marshall.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Which is why the Green Book existed.

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Momo's avatar

I feel underqualified to noncomment on this matter. My personal attorney bit the dust years ago, and is unavailable for comment.

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Daniel's avatar

"She refused multiple requests to surrender this phone that was in her bra."

Good.

I don't honestly know why the police felt they could and should have demanded she give it to them.

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Shananigan's avatar

For some reason they don't like being recorded.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

If it was in her bra it likely wasn't being used to record them at that time.

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Regret's avatar

It can record sound just fine.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

6-12 inches coming between tonight and tomorrow, and some blizzard conditions promised tomorrow afternoon.

Funzies.

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UVB-76's avatar

Hehhehheh he said "...6-12 inches coming..." Hehhehheh

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

What, I've got nine inches in Boise?

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tempusfugit's avatar

Is that AOL inches?

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

giggity

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The Wanderer's avatar

(giggling)

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The Wanderer's avatar

(giggling)

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Daniel's avatar

[Sniggers]

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Doesn't seem to be a point in imploring a bunch'a filthy fuckaducks to grow up. :p

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UVB-76's avatar

(Hysterical laughter in the background) Doooood, this is the Interqwbz finest dick joke emporium!

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Shananigan's avatar

DANIEL

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Jezdukowski's avatar

Be safe - we're having tornado warnings south of us this evening.

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ciaobella's avatar

It's fine, once she's done washing a few cars, she'll have no problem at all applying for a job, rental, credit card, or mortgage. Whatevs! That's just what happens when you're uppity with tinted windows.

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