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Hey, those illegal drugs Rush takes are expensive. He doesn't want to risk losing them to some dumb rain storm.

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Clearly, Pelosi is violating the 47th Amendment so Trump needs to be Precedent for life!

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"...she thinks trumpers are stupid idiots."She's not wrong, in that one specific thing.

"Her contempt for the intelligence of republicans is palpable justified."FIFY

"Either that or she's drunk."I call false dichotomy: what constrains it to either/or?

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Pirro isn't stupid but she knows that the consumers of her propaganda are.

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Unfortunately, this will probably only increase his cred among his cultists. "Trump knew this attack would negatively impact his businesses, but our super-patriotic president was willing to make the sacrifice anyway!"

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Rudy Giuliani has been giving highly-paid speeches to that group for a couple years now, promising them regime change.

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'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished.

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Pirro and Drumpf have the same anus-shaped mouth.

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This may not be the worst timeline, but it certainly is the dumbest one. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Well, I think the nickname should go to the only team with an actual live tiger mascot... and LSU has Mike.

https://images.app.goo.gl/v...

He stays in his habitat and they don't bring him to home games anymore because the noise and movement stressed the last Mike out a lot when they'd put him in his travel cage and position him at the entrance to the visiting team's locker room (they'd have to run past him, which was a bit intimidating), but he's still our mascot.

Also too, I think our stadium seats more people, so it has higher sides, and is, thus, more valley-like... so yeah...I think Clemson needs to do some nickname-spitballing.

GEAUX TIGERS!!

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I can see that!

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Absolutely truth.

The beloved did graduate work at LSU and says you could hear football games for miles around... and that was long before the stadium was expanded (although I think Gary Danielson has a grudge against LSU also too).

And I certainly hope your take on the game proves true!

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That is... perfection!!

Now I want to make that for Monday night... even though I'm not having anyone come over or anything... it's just so perfectly festive!!

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It's pretty cool, and they keep expanding that stadium, and selling the tix.

I agree, Danielson does have some kind of anti-LSU thing. I hate when he's a color analyst on LSU games, which is way too often. I'm surprised more fans haven't called for him to be banned from calling LSU games. (LSU fans are a bit outspoken.)

Thanks - I hope so, too!

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I know - I spend most of the game yelling "Go Joe! Go Clyde! Shut the fuck up, Gary! Go Justin!!"

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Haha! Can't hear him when I'm cheering, so there's that. Small things.

But the defense has to play sometime, and that's when he likes to be his shit self. He can choke on the rinds this year.

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