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'Alright, ma'am, that will be $15.''Okay, can you give me change for a ream of bond paper?'

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I would say she just misread a statistic, but I understand her vision is always 20/20 https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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You need skinny digits, and some dexterity to pluck the tap out of those boxes.

Call it a silver lining for her skill set.

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I don't fully make a living with music, I also have to HonestWork quite a bit.

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Often these claims don't pass any test of reality like 59% of Black SC voters voting for Republicans. Or like 5 million undocumented voters voting for Hillary in California in 2016. Meaning every adult undocumented worker in California and some from neighboring states bused in all had to vote for Hillary. And risk a felony conviction, prison time, and never getting a chance to become a naturalized American. For a crime fairly easy to get caught at. But Republican leaders count on their voters not thinking. If they say 150 million Canadians want to drop their health care system (and no, it's not Berniecare, you still have some things you have to pay) the rubes never bother to realize Canada's population is 1/5 that number and they don't want our system.

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I like the race draft where the races got together to pick which race various biracial celebrities would be identified as.

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She doesn't see color, pink elephants excepted.

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usually perpetually.

FIFY

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I know you're joking, but pretty sure the only wine that will cross her lips is white. Even rosè is wine miscegenation

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I agree with you 50% but disagree 71% and am 42% undecided.

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She looks like a drunk bumblebee.

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Judge Aileen Cannon has entered the chat...

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Breakfast is the most important meal after all.

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A simpler explanation is that she actually IS as drunk as she seems to be.

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Platinumfinger!

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Well, as long as it's a majority.

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