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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Loved the AC/DC song.

Fool's avatar

It's "The Trump The Kennedy Center", get it right.

Vileaxxe's avatar

🎶His name was Donald

He was on tv

But that was 30 years ago

When he used to have a show.

Now it’s the present

But not for Donald

Still in the suit he used to wear

A yellow rat’s nest for his hair.

He sits there so refined

And shits himself half blind

He’s lost his war

And he’s lost his ballroom

Now he’s Lost His Mind 🎶

Judi Lakin's avatar

He seems very worried about that bunker. Is he planning to need it soon? Maybe planning to drop a naughty bomb on someone who might retaliate and send one back to him?

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Trump should be ordered to personally pay to restore the East Wing to its former condition, including returning any and all artifacts.

He's a vandal, and this would be lenient restorative justice. Alternatively, he could be mercilessly prosecuted for defacing and looting public resources. I'm fine with either.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

This whole shitshow at SCOTUS is nothing but his old racist grievance about Obama's....birf-cer-tif-i-cut nonsense. This is one long, expensive grudge. A Malignet Narcissist hellscape if you will.

Fuck trump. & Ted Cruz too! (etc., etc.)

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The more I see renderings of this monstrosity the more I appreciate the requirement for architectural review by architectural historians that is required for all such projects. It is obvious to the trained eye that this edifice is NOT A MATCH for the existing White House in size or style. Not to mention the illegal demolition of the East Wing. As a former DC building permit expediter I am keenly aware of how many important rules and laws this project violated. I am mostly disappointed that it took the courts this long to rule on the question. Let's hope that the project is rejected on the merits. I hope the conspiracy of corporations does not mind paying twice, because they are either going to restore the East Wing or demolish and completely redesign the project, at their expense.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And Trump's definitely not getting his security deposit back!

innocentbystander's avatar

“Please!”

I believe that is pronounced "Pu-LEEEZE ! " from the bench and is abbreviated 'GTFO' in writs.

"M"'s avatar

"UNSECRET", y'all

One of the reasons his voters love him

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Trumpführerhauptquartiere is kaput. 1000 year MAGAreich gunna need to find a new hole for the MAGAfurhrer bunker.

Pexas Teat's avatar

We know how the bunker story ends, and I can't wait.

fuflans's avatar

i can't wait for the twists. you know history doesn't perfectly rhyme...

Denise Donaldson's avatar

Worth noting that there already WAS a bunker under the East Wing, but it wasn't big enough or fancy enough for mango man.

"M"'s avatar

Well - and it wasn't vulnerable to bugging by the Russians

Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

I have concluded that we the people are going to have to raze the house because of bugs - I mean I wouldn't set foot in there if I was president.

"M"'s avatar

I wish it wasn't, you know?

I don't even know how to express how much I loathe so many things about this timeline

Denise Donaldson's avatar

I think you’re joined by about eleventy billion like-minded people.

Every time I try to step back and get some perspective, I'm struck again by how utterly insane it all is.

"M"'s avatar

Well, I mean — the frustrating thing about THAT is that the system is so rigged that eleventy billlion was not enough to get a different national electoral outcome in 2024 so we wouldn’t BE in this timeline

Make it make sense

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s shame he went and bulldozed the East Wing before the challenge could be heard.

But at least he got Zuckerborg and the Winklevi on the same side for once.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Never ever trust anything linked to the Winklevi!

Also, through and through, forever and always, Donald tRumpkin is a week-assed, pussy-ass bitch!

Nemo's avatar

I call them the Wankervoid, as wankers into the void.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Ironically, the Winklevi aren’t the most evil donors on that list.

Sherry's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/lincolnsquare.media/post/3mih4tu5thc2i

SCOTUS didn't acknowledge him as he entered the court, the legal arguments aren't going his way, and the 'intimidation factor' is officially hitting zero. It’s almost as if the Constitution is immune to his specific brand of theatrical pouting.

Tough day for the 'King'.

Babe Paley's avatar

If I were on the bench and he came in to glower at me? I WISH you could see the face I would make.

innocentbystander's avatar

I know that face. Is 'Medusal' a word? Or is it "Medusical '? 'Gorgonistic' maybe?

Strong women intimidate me.

Mandorlind's avatar

I like "Medusal". "Gorgonic" is another possibility, but IIRC, only Medusa had the stonifying stare.

Maureen's avatar

yes, Medusal. Let's give credit where credit is due.

eo's avatar

If Circe were there, she could turn him into the literal swine he really is.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bavmorda's always willing to lend a hand.

PeteWa's avatar

He even used his best convicted felon mug shot pout.

He practiced in front of the mirror all night!

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

It's time for him to break out the commemorative coin hands on desk scowl.

PropellerVigo's avatar

What's with the overhanging column bases? The grand staircase goes nowhere, but the one that does has 3 giant slabs hanging above it.

https://substack.com/@kdemello1980/note/c-236693135?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=p2gb8