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How far the Michigan GOP has come since the days of Bill Milliken and George Romney.

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Let them fight......keep spending all your money bitches.....

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So Michigan Republicans can, in fact, "find more votes" after an election is over? No wonder Trump is paying attention.

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Ta, Dok. I. Just. Can't. Even.

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Feb 29·edited Feb 29

That's what election does in the end, it erodes election legitimacy for ANY election and promotes and emboldens election deniers.

The FarQMAGA create problems for themselves all the time but they don't see those as problems if they can grant them short term wins. Perhaps they always think that they would be able to end democracy before the next election comes around so that's why.

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What was in these Rs’ baby formula that made them able to walk around and breathe in such an unbelievable version of reality in adulthood? Bet they're already working on how to feed it to “pre-born” Alabama blastocysts.

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Just to say that "Hoekstra" is the noise The Divine Miss LolaCat (pictured left) makes when purging herself of a furball

That is all

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Extra butter, please.

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LOL. I was skimming fast and thought you labeled her as a "Trumplette."

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Hehehhe where's our Republicans in Disarray headlines in the MSM?

Ah that's right, Murc's Law. Carry on.

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Need moar fun? How about the tale of the turtle that fucked the chicken. Moscow Mitch steps down in December

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"I've done all the damage I could do here; time to move on."

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As always, Let Them Fight.

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Feb 28·edited Feb 28

The ongoing dumpster fire of the Michigan interation of the party is a point the pitchbots tend to leave out when predicting that Joe will be sunk by "uncommitted" because, uh, 13% nine months away...

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I just looooooooove that Karamo (and soon, I hope, a whole bunch of angry GQPers) has taken PAB’s approach: sue forever, and never admit defeat! May they ALL start doing that to each other.

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Don’t worry, Scary Fake will retroactively be declared governor of Arizona!

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Who could have thought that letting Trump lie that the election was stolen from he could have lead to Trump supporters refusing to accept that they lost internal elections?

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Chef's kiss.

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“something the law hates — uncertainty and confusion”

So be like Solomon, Judge: cut these two people in half.

That’s the moral of that story, right?

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Maybe that's exactly what the Judge did: offered to cut 'em in half. The MAGAts said "OK, go ahead," the GOPpers said, "No, wait!" and so the Judge gave them the W.

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That's what I got out of it.

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